no no NO this cannot happen NO

“don’t tell the bride anything bad that day because it will probably work out”

you useless cunts know why.

I fear a different kind of cake disaster.

I wanted a 3 tier square shape, small and simple. My ex husbands mother claimed to be the cake boss of the rural south and “could whip that up easy peasy.” She kept me up to date on cake progress and everything she was super stoked, and I bought the hype. Come the day of our wedding (April fools day actually) we get…

Degree Invisible Solid

Degree Invisible Solid

Why has nobody mentioned this?

Why has nobody mentioned this?

I pretended to be straight for 20 years. Does that count?

I’ve been full time for years and still haven’t managed to get surgery and this motherfucker hasn’t even changed her name yet!

Every single one

Dammit, Pinkham. I laugh with you when you use these pictures to toy with all the East-Coasties on their lunch breaks, drooling at the mere sight of amazing food. But it’s breakfast time in Seattle, with nary a Top Pot in sight, and you throw THIS at me? What did I ever do to you to deserve such torture?

Violence is seldom the answer.

I was a barista for a few years at a Starbucks and I never corrected anyone or saw anyone else correct anyone. When someone says “a medium” I still have to call the drink order to whoever’s going to make it if I’m running the register, so I’d probably call out “okay, grande coffee”, but I’m not correcting them, just…

So fucking cool of you to be rude as fuck to people working there who are forced to use that terminology in order to streamline the drink making at a ridiculous volume. All SBux baristas dislike you. There's no need to be assertive over the size designations a corporations assigns to their products. You're ridiculous…

just go to somewhere else that isn’t starbucks. those people really don’t get paid enough to deal with your snark. bonus: literally anywhere is better than fucking starbucks.

Does giving someone a “go fuck yourself” look , when they are serving you make you feel good or like what’s the point?

Do you also go to McDonald’s and order a Whopper? Yeah, Tall, Grande, and Venti are silly affectations, but refusing to call a company’s product by what they call it is just as silly.

I’m a veteran. Here’s what I know from experience. Women in the military are considered sexual property of their unit; if they’re having sex with anyone, it had better be someone within their unit, otherwise, they’re labeled with the usual slut, whore, etc. They’re also expected to endure a certain amount of “good…

See now, I don’t get this. Do you also go to McDonald’s and order a “Double Decker Patty Sandwich With Special Sauce On A White Bun Adorned With Small Seeds Often Associated With Asian Cuisine”?

Pizza guy, there at the bottom? That guy is my fucking hero.