ONE MILLION DOLLARS

It's official; Elon Musk is Hank Scorpio.

This article makes a lot of sense in a vacuum, but if I were a professional athlete, I would never get tested. An athlete's medical history is already routinely made public whether they want it or not, and if they were to go in for testing and find something that would indicate that they're at a high risk of tearing…

YES. I cannot imagine having to explain why I received an MIP or DWI to adcoms at my [now] alma mater or [current] med school. I am not saying that such schools do not accept people with such charges, but it is definitely not going to increase your fucking chances... let alone for scholarships.

The Colemans also claim that Daisy was mercilessly cyber-bullied by classmates, and that the unsupportive community in Maryville eventually drove them out of town.

I've been reading about this case, and it's utterly horrifying. These things have been happening in your towns for a long time, America. When will we stop ignoring them?

A few years back my current employer was a major ADSL line reseller for B2B customers, which gave us access to the ADSL wholesale tools (incl. whoosh tests etc) on any line we wanted, either by circuit ID or PSTN #.

Haha! At the place I worked at I don't think I had access to do it. Sales, the network operation center, and technicians had that. The only way I could do it that I was aware of was to up their package to a higher tier thus increasing their monthly payment. So yes I guess I did have a magic button but it would cost…

That kinda sucks. I often use "we" instead of "I" deliberately to emphasize accomplishments (at work/school or outside of work/school) are due to teamwork and not just one individual. Plus I don't care about getting credit for things I've done. "I" sounds so selfish and pretentious.

I don't think you've actually driven a modern diesel equipped vehicle though. They are a tiny bit noisier on the outside. Inside, you can barely tell on most new cars. Smoky/stinky? Since when? A lot of diesel cars on the road now you can barely tell they are diesel outside of the badges.

Using the idiots who do…

Wait, there are people who don't even poop ONCE a day? Twice a day is a light day for me.

"He’s going to lose part of his manhood here," Butts said. "That was part of the deal."

It's the whole point! CTE is being brandied about as a thing that every single NFL player might have. That mindset can have an enormous effect on how a person goes about seeking treatment. I don't understand what you're asking here, honestly. It is literally the entire thrust of this piece. You are being incredibly…

Hits close to home. Bought a minivan (at least it's a MAZDA5 with a manual) and owned a busted-ass '94 Miata. That the wife hated.

They don't like buying it, and judging from run down concert joints, bars and music fests I've been going to, they don't like going to see it either.

they don't like music?

I guess my point is, whereas most of us go "20K? maybe someday" to a new car, most of us go "10K? fuck that" to a fancyshmancy watch.