The most dangerous method of subduing a drunk—if his life is threatened by his actions, for instance—is to delivery [sic] a hefty blow to the side of his head. It’ll knock him out. This is for emergencies only

I have this one along with a co-worker. It’s certainly not going to be top-end as I think you would expect based on the price. BUT it’s far and above the sound cards in our work machines, and it solved my microphone woes on my Xbox One so I can use my favorite headphones and clip the DAC onto my shirt for the mic. I…

I would pick Empire, and I would pick Raiders, and then I would just wipe my brain over and over and re-watch both of them 7,000 times. No other movies would be needed.

Can you leave the screen off and get decent life out of the battery? I know it may be petty-ish but I thinking having a cord constantly hanging would drive me crazy.

Can you leave the screen off and get decent life out of the battery? I know it may be petty-ish but I thinking…

That’s like asking why Coors light is 3.2% in Colorado.

My roommate and I used to get tanked on sangria and go running in the winter around 10-11pm. It was a strange ritual but actually felt really awesome.

Have you sold this as a script to anyone yet? You should get on that.

Christmas music anytime after Christmas and before Thanksgiving.

I come from a land with no basements, so I would really like to understand the context of not moving into this place.

I had an old lady that would do that to me at my last apartment. I would wave at her, and she would turn off the light, and then step back up to the window... like c’mon lady.

Are you white? Costume done.

Well the kids fucking are, and now they’re jailed.

TIL Kaliningrad is a thing.

Here let me grab that first class ticket from my money tree.

Doesn’t matter had sex

How does it feel to be so so wrong?

No he wasn’t, you’re wrong. Also, no person or private entity can infringe upon your first amendment rights, only the government.

If you want it for the collectible-ness than you 100% should not feel remorse for buying it, it’s your money and joy.

If you want it for the collectible-ness than you 100% should not feel remorse for buying it, it’s your money and joy.

I was extreme hype 9000 until I realized I can use a workout strap for the same experience.

I was extreme hype 9000 until I realized I can use a workout strap for the same experience.

That’s Meg from Family Guy no?