Why the hell not

Lions running into Dallas punter in first half with no call.

Cowboys have been really TERRIBLE on the road this year right?

You mean like when they ran into Dallas's punter for a no-call in the first half?

Yeah this is why stay-at-home-parents still exists, if one is unskilled, daycare costs more than they would earn a lot of the time. 1k a month is definitely cheap.

*Maryland

Man these helmets are so great looking.

Nothing is better than Baylor sadness.

Their kicker is a vulnerable woman? I mean I hate Baylor as much as anyone does, but that seems a little rough.

Thank You Based God.

I was thinking it would be the more fun Ebola Song.

The first wasn't a forward pass.

I really like it, but I'm watching on a computer monitor up close.

I'm a huge fan

It's so annoying, I really have to woosah every commute with people constantly raping my stopping distance.

And using a takedown explicitly prohibited by the LEO's dept isn't wrong? He killed him. Also, go read a GD medical page, choking is absolutely a cause of cardiac arrest.

holy fuckkkkkkkkkk

Spartan Laser.

It's a Bible story, but it paints Old Testament God as an angry, petulant child willing to murder hundreds of thousands of people because he's impatient and bored accurately.