it’s like a turd walked out of andy warhol’s ass and took up an interest in politics.

I mean, counterpoint, are you saying that we’d be better off with GWB getting anywhere near another “high stakes crisis?” I think the cream has risen as far as it needs re: painting his own feet.

Jet fuel can’t melt dank memes.

Andre Dice Clay’s organic free-range lube ain’t bad, now in the convenient fifty-five gallon drum.

At least you’re thinking about the implications. I didn’t change mine out of pure laziness (I was older so didn’t want the hassle of changing everything). My kids took the hubby’s name because it is 4 letters.

Words, and a bit of vomit, seem to have left me.

Whoa.

Getting someone fired on charges of “pedophilia” so that a gaming company will somehow put back game mechanics that some might construe as “pedophilia”.

There is not a bag of dicks big enough for these assholes to eat.

Just a general rule to live by: If you find yourself being endorsed by/your views being shared by neo-nazis, you need to reevaluate your life choices.

I was thinking about this too! Like... Salma Hayek is the age Bette Midler was when the film came out. And Jennifer Lopez is older than Goldie Hawn was when Death Becomes Her came out.

Mario Lopez hosted a reality show called H8R about celebs confronting people who dissed them online. It was cancelled after 4 episodes.

I heard that the CW is going to do a remake of “Golden Girls”, except instead of having it take place in a retirement community, the leads will all be blonde 16 year old girls going to a high school where everyone is super attractive.

Sort of related, I really can’t get into these hi def TVs that make everything look like a soap opera

SIGH.

Somehow this whole thread is full of pity for the dog, with none to spare for the poor assistant, who probably just wants a whole KIND bar to herself once in a fucking while.

Same here. I’ve had people express surprise when they find out I’m a vegeterian, because I never mention it. Going on and on about what one does or does not eat is for kids.

Russel moved in close to Adams, his lips hovering near her ear as he whispered in a light, creepy voice, “#NotAllMen.”

I cannot imagine that I would be able to do anything but laugh if I saw a grown man having a tantrum of this magnitude.