Thankfully, I knew Meryl Streep wouldn’t have said that and didn’t get outraged. Because I am smart.

IDK what’s worse - what she’s doing to herself, or that FUGLY sink in the background.

“You have to give death a chance”? That’s so metal.

I dislike these people. I dislike his hat and his hair, and I dislike that they are pretending their entry level exhibitionism is in any way evidence of emotional maturity, enlightenment or profundity. There, I said it.

Young, thin, attractive white couple want to teach us all about sex and love. Oh please, please educate us, oh wise ones!

Betting all my money that they live in Byron Bay.

Please. For the love of all that is holy. Do not write a book about your love. No one cares about your love. Own the fact that you write porn. There’s no shame. Just own it.

Incredibly Sensual Narcissistic Couple Punished for Sharing Their Love on Instagram Oversharing

More insufferable than Kanye. Never thought I'd see the day.

Can I fuck the goat non-stop 24/7 for a week or two and then be good for a few years?

This. There’s a straw man being built, and it’s annoying.

Caitlyn Jenner is an asshole, just as Bruce Jenner was. She changed her outside only. I have no idea why she gets a pass on her awfulness.

Hmm. You’re making me rethink my decaf almond milk lattes. This whole time I thought they had tit origins.

Not actually milk. No almond tit.

Mine wasn’t diagnosed until I was 36. Before that I always got a straight depression diagnosis and I thought my hypomania was me over compensating for the depression.

Your passionate and anecdotal defense of your assertion that bi-polar doesn’t exhibit itself after one’s twenties is strange. As with most things, bi-polar disease does not present in one universal way or age. My own father was first diagnosed and hospitalized as bi-polar after a breakdown in his fifties. Although he…

Yes. This.

The case of Murray v Amateur Paparazzi is a wash. They both were acting like children; the children’s toys will be reimbursed. No one was hurt. I would have Murray arrested if he crashed my wedding though because no one upstages me. Ever.

Oh my god my heart rate has been erratic on my fit bit recently too. But I’m pretty sure it’s an adderal combined with too much coffee baby. Follow me at @AdderalCaffeineFitBitBaby

I actually chuckled out loud- we are horrible people and Bobby is our leader!!