lol I have been on Jez for 4 years and am still in the greys most of the time. Out of the greys on Gawker but I post here more. It’s okay because I am okay under the bridge I guess.

or they go “get your toffee eye shadow and your mocha eye shadow” and I am like “I have this one beigey looking colour...”

These things always lose me at “grab your Number 43 brush”.

that ep was gold. I also note that “jealous” Khloe then stormed off in a Range Rover worth roughly the same amount of money as Kim’s Bentley.

ok am I just being #sowhite but was there a point where Blac was prettier? She looks like a plastic surgery mess, and I don’t know her history... but I see people here saying she’s a model and beautiful etc... I am having difficulty seeing past the fluoro hair & eyebrows. I apologise if it’s insensitive, I am just…

I love how you managed to do my thinking for me. Thank you.

I love this. If she isn’t the Sarah Ferguson of the Kardashians... this is brilliant.

Having divorced and reverted back to my maiden name... I won’t change it again. Too much admin. And if there is even the smallest change of future unwanted admin, I will choose no admin. So the maiden name stays.

Yeah, it’s like going to the “Trust Us!” Used car dealership really.

That was fine until I dated a 36 year old man who was basically like an 18 year old. I literally found myself suggesting he date a 20 year old because no grown ass woman would. Heh

I am normally in the “it’s hard to parent in this day and age” camp, and don’t believe in overly censoring kids’ access... but I do want to scream, in this instance, “where are their parents?”

yeah, these types of guys are excellent at picking someone to be the golden child... then turn on them. JL is the golden child.

wasn’t there a show that did this, with that.. Mario guy... where celebs confronted their “haters”? I remember a Kim K one. I could have Googled it in 10 seconds but meh... it was totally a thing.

They’re going to war over their right to play with boob sizes on a video game. Let’s be honest here. They’re idiot man-children with nothing better to do.

lol I reckon my living room is closer to my toilet than the couch in the toilet would be at the Oscars... I mean seriously. The more I think about it, the more I am like “meh”.

lol especially considering they have a room specifically dedicated to giving away free shit, several offices, green rooms, changing rooms, makeup rooms...I reckon they can accommodate if they wanted...

I know.

I also was left feeling a bit like “its okay for a black man to say anti-women” things. I get that the “what are you wearing thing was a joke, but at the same time... classic example of one oppressed group ignoring their privilege as another.

I thought “Best Black Friend” award was brilliant. Wanda Sykes. LOL. Pure truthbomb and the awkward silence made it even funnier.

The way Gervais has been spruiking Chris Rock this week, and knowing they’re friends, this has Gervais all over it.