I have no idea if that’s true, but once I’m dead, my pets are welcome to my body, as I’ll no longer be using it.

Ted’s idea of Patriotism:

Remember when the English were oppressing Scotland, and William Wallace took a quick boat ride to France? It’s okay, though, his daughters had asked him to, and he totally intended to come back the next day so he could hand out mead and bubonic plague to the masses.

But what’s the immediate solution though? Kids crossing the border need somewhere to go now and legally they can’t be put in existing facilities because of covid rules during a pandemic where the new administration is having to build an entire federal effort from scratch. Tents are hardly great for anything more than…

That Neville Longbottom is at it again...

Meanwhile, Satan is over there saying “Listen, lady, you caused your own problems.  Don’t bring me into it.”

This is why we can never move ahead: no matter what progress we make it will never be enough for some people. Personally, I’m still happy that we chose Biden over an insane wanna-be dictator.

I love this so much

Hmm, someone who actually deserves a medal. How refreshing. 

this is going to sound harsh but we have to blow up florida. 

When Stephen Miller stares into the abyss, he probably finds it too unsettlingly black, mutters the n-word, and begins drafting anti-abyss legislation.

Here’s hoping he gets a full scholarship there.

“don’t try to fight election results with Rudy Giuliani by your side”

he still has thoughts:

Or...

He needs to be named what he is.  The leader of Vanilla Isis.

[from FB, all sic]

From a Middle Eastern friend:

“Due to covid travel restrictions the US had to set up a coup locally this year”

Indeed: some of them wear fashionable work blouses.

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?

The factoid buried deep in my brain is that Wilmer Valderrama exists.