I’ve got my coffee table soaking in the bathtub just in case....

That’s REPRESENTATIVE Poison Pork Sliders to you, good sir!

Nothing in this very sad schadenfreude genre will ever, to me, be funnier than Paul Ryan’s favorite band being Rage Against the Machine.

Don’t forget the best line of that episode!

You mean if someone’s drowning you don’t just shoot them to put them out of their misery? Huh, today I learned...

I’m concerned that he WILL keel over and that Pence will take over.  And I fear that Pence is more electable.

Came here to say this verbatim. I’m not sure this segment is doing what you think it is, Ben. Don’t go chasing waterfalls. Just stick to the dry rivers and lakes that you’re used to.

Well, Pence knows that coming down with COVID-19 is clearly a choice that people are making because they haven’t let Christ into their hearts. If these 4th graders weren’t sinners, then God would have given them the power to choose not to be infected.

Well here’s the thing: These people don’t really have experience of black people being blatantly oppressed because there are no black people around them generally. They’re poor white people who have not had easy lives but also can’t really put themselves in the shoes of black people and think that their lives would be…

This is Jezebel.  They’re still so ‘anyone but Biden’ that anything he does is going to get bashed.  If he went to the convention, the article would cover the total irresponsibility of that action, but since he isn’t going to the convention, we aren’t going to discuss the responsible nature of that action, no, we’ll…

Trump hates civil rights because it limited his ability to be a racist-ass slumlord. That is the sum total of what he knows about the civil rights movement.

Before we hear any of the greys talk about how this is ruining those Dems with the ramifications of Clinton....

Noted mask skeptic and Texas congressman Louie Gohmert is “all in” for taking hydroxychloroquine to treat his recently diagnosed covid-19.

Crying about their oppression at McDonalds.

Looks like Kayleigh McEnany had it coming out of both ends. (She was allegedly receiving fraudulent payments, y’all, don’t be gross.) [Salon]

He doesn’t care about turtle rights either, and he is at least 50% turtle.

“...crime is a problem of a diseased society, which neglects its marginalized people.”

With every child born he gained their chin lol.