I’m no big defender of W, but that was the one thing that made me happy on inauguration day. That man’s parents were BOTH in the hospital, he had to be at an event for a man he likely hates, that spent a year denigrating his brother. I felt like he was goofing off trying to just get through what seemed like an…

And let’s be honest - he didn’t do it particularly well.

Ignorant Bar Fighting Swamp Barbie

CHRISTIANITY IS A VIOLENT WAY OF LIFE. IT IS NOT A RELIGION. DO NOT LET THIS DANGEROUS CULT TAKE OVER YOUR COUNTRY.

Just repeating some things some of the bigots in my town were saying re: Islam this week. Now I expect an apology from all Christians on behalf of these monsters. You’ll have to be really loud about it…

And here he is before his geeky makeunder:

Someone else wrote it

Brave Sir Rubio ran away.
(“No!”)
Bravely ran away away.
(“I didn’t!”)
When danger reared it’s ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
(“I never!”)
Yes, brave Sir Rubio turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
(“You’re lying!”)
Swiftly taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the brave,…

Yes!!

Mr. Rogers (and his mom) taught me to look for the helpers in times of trouble. If there is any bright spot to the shit show that is life in the US right now, it’s that we are not having to look very hard. The helpers are all around.

Bullshit. We all cared. The immigrant rights community fought for years to fix the abuses of the expedited removal system. We lobbied Congress, we wrote reports highlighting the abuses, we brought complaints to the Interamerican Court of Human Rights, we filed lawsuits, and we fought like hell even when expedited…

As one of the 65 million who voted for Clinton, please don’t feel bad on my behalf. At least, not for not wishing to visit us rn lol.

Desecrating the graves of your enemies is a favorite pastime of people who hate, but who don’t have the balls to stand up publicly against the people they hate (they might hit back). It’s a crime with a low-risk of being found out, and you mess with the final resting place of people who are beloved by their…

Well, there have been a couple things; one Syrian refugee held a fundraiser for the Fort McMurray Fire victims, another guy is opening a clothing store, and some Syrian kids are learning to skate and play hockey. Obviously all part of their insidious plan to eventually rise up and take over the country.

The director replied back, saying that if we women really wanted equality, then we should realize we were getting equality by not getting the leather jackets.

I’d bet he made “vroom-vroom” noises as his noodle arms attempted to turn the wheel

It makes Ivanka uncomfortable.

Sounds like Trump needs to figure out where to buy one of them forcefields you see on TV. Those are probably cheap, right?

It’s like that power move where a boss conducts a meeting while using the bathroom. Trump is making him sit there and get yelled at while applying his spray tan.

James don’t make me hate you.

Kids these days with their “FaceSpace” and their “EMD music” and their “Marijuana Vape Sticks” and their “getting raped.”