I wish it was illegal for straight white men to talk. I wouldn’t have so many damn headaches.

This guy is definitely only coloring with half of the crayon box at the most. It doesn’t take a total genius to wait to kill your wife until after the presidential election. I mean she was supposed to be missing (as in people didn’t know she was dead yet) signing the ballot as the witness for her really gets people…

This is the exact same thing that they did with poll taxes and restrictions in the South. Yes, it’s legal for a black person to vote but at the same time they have to jump through all of these hoops that just keep getting smaller. Until they can’t vote.

If you ever find out, let me know. 

Even if he does die soon*, they will still stand up for what he did and all that garbage.

The republicans went from the “seen no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil” monkeys to the “EVERY FUCKING THING IS EVIL!!” monkeys real quick on the subjects of the economy, the border, and national security. I’d say something about stones and glass houses, but you already know about that. 

I’m going to sue all of the rich people who will buy an abortion. 

You deserve more starts. Unfortunately I can only give you one.

I am incredibly glad that I live in redneckville WI. The trump supporters around here don’t have the money for this shit.

We’ll just have to give our one year old children to the landlords for food. I mean this is the only way that we can do anything about this. I’m just sad that I don’t have any children to use to help provide relief for people. 

I forgot about her. So now I can laugh at her again with real mirth. 

I know it’s only WI and luckily only 3 people (including the shooter) died and one person wounded, but I’m still surprised that you haven’t covered the Oneida Casino Shooting in Green Bay.

I truly enjoy how he thought that was a flex. I’m sure a number of the students were wishing to be in her shoes. 

Is the child no longer in the womb? Then the idiots don’t care about them.

Everything is always only tested on men because women are too difficult to test on because of our mensuration cycles. Also if it is tested on women, then you can bet your ass it’s only white women who have gone through “the change” already. 

This just made me think of “ThumbWars” and “Thumbtanic”. 

Ham Rove would never do that! Karl though, wants to know how you learned the truth about him. 

I put my glasses half way down my nose, like an old lady, so that way I can wear them both. 

This is the worst episode of The Twilight Zone ever.

I hope this works so well that it will be taken up on a national level. This should be able to be added onto the ADA easily.