Quick question...is the whole alien race called Steve or just one alien? 

My sister’s cat literally had the shit scared out of him. Mr. Cat, he really should have been named Mr. Scaredy Cat but my sister isn’t that creative. Anyways he was sitting on the dining room table and my sister’s pittbull Anna came running and jumped up onto it so see him. The crap came right out. We both laughed…

Was camping in the Wisconsin Dells when I was little, probably around 6, with my mom, sister, and cousin. This was a yearly thing we did for my sister’s birthday. Anyways we were hanging out at the campsite while my mom was making food. Now we were smart and kept the food in the car but my mom had left it open. Next…

I did catering for a hot minute when I was out of high school. There was a wedding and everything went well, until it was time for us to break down. That’s when I found a used diaper neatly folded up just sitting on the table. If I remember correctly I believe that there was also vomit on one of the tables.

Every time I go to the grocery store I’m assaulted by seeing these nitwits walking up and down the sidewalk in front of the PP. Luckily there aren’t that many (since schools have closed so the christian schools aren’t bringing kids to protest for whatever reason), but they do not social distance. 

As a young person, okay youngish, okay okay still clinging to my youth at 28, I am considering getting an Instagram solely for the purpose of following Leslie Jordan.

I know that a number of the states that have had these protests have Democrat governors and some are major swing states in the presidential election. It’s not beyond the belief that these people are being used as pawns to infect denser populations that are strongly blue (Milwaukee, Madison) and take out the low income…

I’m sure that I’m saying something that is already known but; this is more about making sure that Republicans win elections. If we raise the safer at home orders, then citizens in highly dense areas will become infected. We all know that the majority of people who live in cities are Democrats and low income. 

Nothing about Wisconsin? That’s good, he can stay out of here. 

So I live in Sheboygan, Wi and at my polling place this morning was quiet but I expect that it'll be more crowded after regular work hours. I feel horrible for all of my friends and family that live in Milwaukee and other larger cities in Wisconsin.  This shouldn't have happened and hopefully everybody will remember…

Unfortunately our dumb republican supreme court in WI has ordered that we can’t postpone our election. So there is that. Everybody that I know is furious. 

Then somewhere within the next episode Trump would say “I knew that kid should have never had my name!” 

He saw those Woodward excerpts and has faith that we’re going to bring ourselves down, so he really doesn’t have to do anything anymore. He’s excited about that.

I mean he is wrong about that. Why does he think Hannibal went through the Alps with his army? Or Attila catapult disease ridden corpses into city strongholds? You need plans. 

Eric Idle’s twitter is amazing! He has great tweets about pretty much everything. If you don’t follow him already I would suggest that you do. 

John Oliver did a really good piece about it and bail bonds on “The Last Week Tonight”. You can watch it on YouTube if you don’t have HBO.

To then have him continuously crapped on by the worst president in modern history. I really do feel bad for her. 

He literally writes some variation of that on all of his endorsements. “Something about the person (usually a man), variation of strong of borders, military, vets, crime and 2nd Amendment”. Each and every time, it’s like he has a blue print next to the toilet or something.

Rick Scott (or the Lord Voldemort wanna be) is running for either senate or congress. I forget which.

My guess would be because they can’t prove that he shot the other 3.