The main thing that I remember doing at this age was hanging upside down on the monkey bars in my skirt overalls and not giving a fuck, but the playground proctors sure did. Also realizing that people were crazy when a classmate told me I was saying a swearword when I said god as in “oh my god”.

Thoughts per order that they happened:

That is an accurate description of what’s in that box. I don’t know why I didn’t think of it.

So what it seems like it boils down to is a he said vs he said situation with each player back up by their own party. What I’m more curious is that the fine Republican congressman was so offended my the protesters that he left the session for a moment to call ICE on them? Really seems like he should be in another line…

She would at least make those champagne popsicles red, white, and blue.

Why would you get hotdogs when brats are clearly better?

Right? Every intelligence agency in the world, except for Russia’s, would all breath a collective sigh of relief before coming up with why JUST THIS ONE TIME nobody did anything illegal or wrong. Only people who would be upset about it would be his die hard supporters but they were already butthurt over Obama for 8…

An animated Tim Burton character come to life.

Just a thought but, do you think that trump wears wide ties because he thinks it helps to hide his bulk? I mean we all know the length is to try and make him seem taller and to try and hide his gut. But maybe the width too? I prefer skinny ties if there has to be a tie, but then I guess it depends on the size of the…

Yes him! Thank you!

More people would watch the debates because they would confuse it with the WWE. I’m not sure if that would be a positive.

Hey this is oddly reminiscent of that time when the NY or was it NJ representative threatened to throw a reporter over a balcony in the capital building. Except you know this guy isn’t elected yet! You can still make the right choice Montana! Be sane!

He does seem genuinely nice, just not my cup of tea. That happens a lot though.

This is going to be an unpopular opinion but I don’t find Kevin Bacon attractive. Also if people stopped talking about the Katy Perry/ Taylor Swift thing the quicker it will disappear and the quicker I can go back to pretending that they don’t exist until I have to hear one of their songs at work..

That’s almost like when I’m at work and people ask me what this plant is and how much water or sun it needs and I tell them I have no idea I work in toys and do register. Except for the fact that’s a plant’s life not a human’s life who voted (or not) to put you into office.

The cardinal’s face who is behind trump and the pope expression is priceless in the second picture. It’s a subtle “everything is fine, no really. Everything is A Okay. Get me out of here.”.

Wouldn’t trump’s lawyer be smart enough to say to trump that he wouldn’t be able to represent him if Lieberman was chosen to run the FBI? I mean in a rational universe, where things make sense. Basically what I’m saying is I feel like we’re living in a crappy Monty Python sketch and where just waiting for the Spanish…

Thanks for the chuckle. I needed this.

I was thinking she was trying to flirt with Spicer in a “I totally understand where you coming from” sort of way. Otherwise I have no idea.

If I was really good at archery and I’m not (like I can’t even get it off the damn bow) I would put an arrow through that damn thing from far away. Then watch his reaction to it later on the news.