So I’m going to be that age this year and it doesn’t describe me at all.

I was thinking about that the other day and I realized that I think that I saw him in a blue one like maybe twice. It’s like he has to wear a red tie and only a red tie because he’s a republican now and that’s the only way to show it. Or it’s easy because that way he doesn’t have to think about what he’s going to wear…

That’s what I thought, why not just throw them into a trash can? But then I thought that they were probably told to flush them in case of a raid. I’ve never flushed a condom, because I never had a reason to, so I don’t know how difficult it would be.

Bill would just soft ball him. Plus he’s on “vacation” so...

That’s how I feel about Scott Walker and Milwaukee Sheriff so I totally understand you.

Didn’t they have an ax throwing segment outside once that ended kinda badly but not horribly? I feel like they did.

I got that he’s a cyborg defiantly a cyborg.

Trump or Bannon? Or both?

1. I would like to say that I love my allergist because she puts up with my bullshit (I hate nasal sprays which came from years of having a severely deviated septum which caused them to be ineffective. Now that I have had that fixed it’s just residual hatred.) She also keeps me well informed on things that have to do…

I get that that maybe how their relationship is and that it works for them but I couldn’t stand that. I can barely stand his almond milk commercials. He’s just too much energy and craziness.

We also have Oreos because they are made in Mexico and it pisses off Trump...

At least Barney kept his bullet in his shirt pocket...

Here’s a thought for Mr. Sessions, if a problem police officer was actually properly taken care of in a well run police department then there wouldn’t be a need for the investigations and consent agreements. Yes this is probably a thought experiment that goes well above poor Mr. Sessions head but it’s one he should…

Here’s a thought for Mr. Sessions, if a problem police officer was actually properly taken care of in a well run police department then there wouldn’t be a need for the investigations and consent agreements. Yes this is probably a thought experiment that goes well above poor Mr. Sessions head but it’s one he should…

Please don’t put cats on the same level as that woman.

I’m of the very strong opinion that she only has meetings with him over the phone or via email.

Shh that’s like a two dollar word and even though Trump claims to have a lot of money he doesn’t have enough to pay for that word.

I don’t want to shop at this store anymore, where is the door?

He would have been really affected by that law this man proposed. It’s probably why he started to stock up on soup.

You would think (and yes I know thinking was thrown out the window long ago) that they would have fixed this issue after the Fredrick Douglas situation last month, but nooooo.