I’m going with every sane and at least 50% of the not so sane Americans.

His wife (?) behind him is so over that outfit.

I’m convinced that the put those anti-sex pants that they had on the IT Crowd on him. Only instead of being zapped when he thinks about sex he would be zapped if he went off script.

This looks like parents trying to keep their toddler occupied at a wedding or a funeral. Puntin is like “Hurry Kellyanne and find that damned app that keeps him entertained, I can’t keep doing this!” and Kellyanne in her head is like “I’m so ready to kill them both. I really should have had an abortion.”

When I saw this last night on the news and they showed her saying that, I laughed to myself and said “It clearly is you because you did it. Dumbass.”

Thank you for posting this. I knew that they revamped his image so the one that I always see (black hair with glasses) wasn’t his real one.

I had college friends who would pet my face and tell me how soft and smooth my skin was. This would routinely happen during Sunday brunch so they may have been a little hungover. Though to the outsider would look really weird and probably murdery.

I would have gone off on Dog for touching my hair. Also figures that he would think that a sheriff who is barely in his own county doing his job should be in the senate.

That he would have been bitten or scratched horribly a long time ago.

That and how the rest of the world insists on calling it “maths”. Poor little guys heads would explode.

I’ve always felt this about Tom Cruise. I also have had a disdain for him for years and I could never really explain why.

Right? This isn’t like a college or high school paper that you can revise because your hypothesis was on point but there was a few things that you needed to tweak. Their hypothesis was so off base their teacher was like “Get new sources, read them,and start all over.” Which they just ignored.

I’m just not surprised anymore and this is troubling me. I would rather be surprised. I would rather be like “Wtf is this!” after I read things, but I’m not.

No what it is, he doesn’t deserve what it should be.

Does Trump want to get Daleks, because that’s how you get Daleks.

Watched one episode and didn’t like it.

Whenever I see this I always wonder what “light treason” is (I also love it)? Is it giving trump child size winter gloves? Is it giving Pence a pamphlet that actually lists and is properly highlighted with all of Planned Parenthood services? Is it consistently telling Paul Ryan that no matter how much P90X he does…

Yes, so much better than the traditional “I’m dead” or “I died”.

I have a fear that republicans are taking away my rights and want to keep me pregnant and cooking uneducated in the kitchen. These fears do have facts to back them up though, unlike their fears of men trying to watch me pee! Ugh. This makes me want to drink.

I saw a commercial for a commemorative clock for this dumb piece of bull crap, the whole time I was like “ What the...? No way a he has one! Oh for fucks sake!”.