Truly the best gift that Ted Cruz could give you or anybody, but mainly you. :)

So much for becoming president was his god given destiny.

That would seem to me to imply that Ted Cruz is the Master and everybody knows that the Master comes back as Harold Saxon as a politician.

I thought she was terrified because she knew that Scott Walker was staring at her.

Mine is cat pictures and Doctor Who memes. It’s beautiful to me.

Yes I can’t get to the comments on my phone. Very annoying, I don’t remember if I’ve been logged out or not though. =/

I have an irrational need for that to be a Kohler toilet...

Right now she’s the only one that has come forward.

In these guys coffee cups? Idk?

I would like to give your sister a cookie and a hug and your father one of my killer glares. :)

I find it interesting that a town of 700 had a police force, though most of it was volunteer, anyways. My Village of almost 3,000 relies on the county sheriffs office for the police, we do have a volunteer ambulance and fire department though.

Like two days after I saw the commercial for it I told my boyfriend that he is see it with me.

My friend practically roped us into doing this for won of my other friend’s birthday cakes. Then for his birthday we made him cut his “ceremonial” ice cream cake with a chainsaw because why not? I should also note that this was done completely sober.

Gah, are you trying to make me sick?

This explains so much...

And as and Elf.

I have so many mixed feelings about this. I feel bad for the stupidity of these girls and I feel angered at the people who run the account for a whole mess of reasons. Clearly this is just uncomfortable on many levels.

My Fintan will let us rub his belly too! You can just bend down and rub it, and when he’s hand enough he’ll get up and walk away.

This is my old man Jack begging for food.

I don’t believe this. She has a nephew and even though he’s little that’s still a white male’s penis. Also with Disik (sp) in the house an accidental viewing had to have had happened. If she means in a sexual context then yes it’s believable but by posturing Shore to show his that doesn’t seem like what she meant.