Yes.  CHeckout the base model Nissan Kicks.  Still has drum brakes.

You’re smoking crack dood.  1970 had no airbags, no antilock brakes, no no 5-point belts.  Show me a law where you have to retrofit as such for ON THE ROAD!

Should have kept pace w/the Toyota 4Runner. Best seller because it’s still rugged both inside and out.

Camera guy was like what...2' tall?

Offer $1700 and put in an LS and 6-speed!

Pretty sad that even a lowly Nissan Altima is more interesting looking:

Nah. Those R129s just don’t care for the front ends.

Wifey just picked this up. How’s humble and sexy?

Boondoggle.

Not a fan of these offset flying buttresses in the rear there. Never mind the monstrous blind spot, the fact that these humps or whatever are not centered with the seat headrests gives it an odd look. Including the “fake” window thing on the side (black plastic piece).

Either give it the full convertible treatment…

Depends.

EPA is in name only ever since the environmental terrorists has taken over the cabinet and presidency.

Another example of Republican BIG GOVERNMENT telling business what they should do.  “Don’t do business with JINA!  Create cars with bad gas mileage or else!”

Filling the boat with gas is an exercise of patience.  My big monster trailer and boat (and full size 2500 RAM 4x4 quad cab LB) needs 3 PUMP spots so I can get the boat filled up.  Not fun while doods/chicks are getting their nachos and cheese whiz and lotto tickets while their gas has filled their tanks 10 minutes…

Can a 6' 3" 210lb dood fit in one of these reasonably in comfort?

Pretty simple solution:

increase the delay for the crossing traffic green light to come on when your light turns red.

Spoken like a true trumpanzee 

FOrget the grab handle rollbar.

Terrible sales of sports car = future collectible.

Guess you missed the part about it having an Art Morrison chassis