Remember, kids: Midterm elections exist and they matter. Get out and vote this year, and then do it again in 2018.

“It’s hard to explain why, despite their own calls for funding, Democrats would block plans to keep women and babies safe from Zika,”

WHY IS THIS A THING? STOP POLITICKING PUBLIC HEALTH EMERGENCIES.

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If I’m not mistaken the highest paid public employee in most states is a head football coach, because everything sucks.

The highest paid state employee in Tennessee is the football coach Butch Jones making $3million a year. You want to curb the behavior? Write contracts with the coaches that stipulate that a portion of any payout caused by their players behavior will be taken out of their checks.

Given that is a report in the “state” newspaper, I fully expect the problem to be a magnitude worse than is reported on.

It’s fucking INSANE. The Seattle Times, my local newspaper, does a supplies charity run every summer to outfit all kids for school: backpack, paper, pens, etc. and they gather a ton of stuff every year. Every last bit of it is handed out within twenty four hours of the end of the program.

Traps are totally the way to go! It would also help for the US to invest a lot more money in standard mosquito-control measures, but that would require... money, which, so far, Congress has refused to authorize.

Is the engineering so challenging that they couldn’t just go around it?

Huzzah! We’re the worst!

The good news is, if the bees DO go away you won’t have to live life without those things!

Instead of spraying wide-targeting pesticides around, the US needs to invest in traps that lure mosquitoes based on their breeding patterns, and destroy their eggs. Something like this.

I really need to trim my large patch of Rose of Sharon back but there’s no way I’m doing it before it finishes blooming. Those little bee bastards are going in yellow and coming out completely white from all the pollen, can’t take away their dinner like that heh

“Muslim women are free to do whatever they want!”*

What that lady in the photo is wearing is almost exactly what I wear to the beach, except my outfit is called “swim tights” and “rash guard,” not “burkini.” And I don a floppy hat instead of the hair wrap. Why? Because I have very fair skin that fries in the sun. I tend to cover up entirely if I’m spending any real…

There’s a putrid aura that surrounds her. The tomato I hurled suddenly stopped six inches from her face, was suspended in mid air for a moment, and then rapidly decomposed before my very eyes.

I would imagine all the produce in the store would start spontaneously rotting after being subjected to Ann Coulter’s presence.

All she placed on the conveyor belt was a single bloody 24-ounce porterhouse. Wasn’t even wrapped in butcher’s paper or anything.

So did she go with the basket of hamsters this time or the usual bushel basket of grubs?