I LOVE living by myself. I come from a big family, had to live in dorms throughout college, ect., and am now relishing having ALL THE SPACE to myself. Do the laundry and then leave it in the dryer? Sure! Eat nothing but take-out for a week? Sure! Sleep in the guest room because I am too lazy to move the junk off my…

Needs more triangular boobs:

As an aside, here are a few historical complaints about “the kids today:”

“hell is other people.”

“Dorm” is short for “Dormitory”.

OG Lara is bae. I still like her old look over the new one.

How timely: http://www.theonion.com/article/mom-br…

I do not and will not ever understand the appeal of decorating one’s home with random words and “textual art” like framed quotes and bible verses. Especially the really vague and glib shit. “Love.” “Family.” “Laugh.” WHY!!!!!????

Wouldn't property taxes increase after any big reno? If you increase the value of the home you increase the taxes owed.

MILK CRATES. How could I forget those?? So many milk crates. Those were essential furniture.

It’s called deed restrictions and if you sign, it can be enforced since it’s filed with your city/town/county. Nicole Curtis makes all of her buyers sign one and I think I read that she has a hard time parting with houses, so her deed restrictions are crazy and people walk away.

Sometimes I want to strip all the mounted words off the walls of a few of the houses I clean, and see if the owners remember how to live.

Testament 2: Electric Boogaloo

I just want Lara Croft to have fun again. The new version’s okay but she’s always being emotionally and physically traumatized, and that’s not including all the horrible death scenes. The old Lara cracked wise, she occasionally flirted and sometimes, just sometimes, she explored ancient ruins for the sake of…

I really, really tried to like the show. I honestly did. But the roundtable format just didn’t work — each commentator only had seconds to barely graze the surface on profound issues that really needed time to bloom in conversation. To make it worse, most of the time the guests squandered those seconds with stupid…

I went to this school, and lived in this dorm, one floor above these young ladies. At Ole Miss the freshman are required to live in dorms. Most sorority houses are only big enough for one pledge class at a time to live there. In my sorority we lived in the house our senior year. It was great!

I knew a pair of guys in college who really decked out their dorm room. One was a super-goth and the other was a neon-obsessed, flaming K-pop guy. It looked amazing. The two themes just met right in the middle of the room and clashed in a very pleasing way. And they got along well, too.

I can see how from an administration standpoint you might prefer “residence halls,” but honestly I don’t think you’re ever going to purge “dorm” from the lexicon. And, honestly, I think most people’s conception of it includes that sense of community, despite it’s etymology.

Why would having parents who are willing to pay for your college experience make the parents shitty?

I have never scrolled up to click “Show Pending” faster in my life