I have no idea whether my husband uses my soap. I think he has some body wash in the shower? No clue.

Hey, thank you for 1: telling me what I should do with my body 2: condescending the fuck out of me, and 3: being ignorant as hell.

I never knew it was an option until I was in college. Nothing like 8 years of having blood clots dry into your luxurious Jewish bush to convince you to get rid of the hair forever.

Truth. I’m a professional bikini waxer, have been for 10 years. Nothing grates on me more than a woman says, “why would you want all the hair gone? I don’t want to look like a 12 year old” Ugh. Ladies. You are grown-ass women. Not having pubic hair does not take away from you being and looking like a grown-ass woman.…

I didn’t even read the damn article. The headline and the photo made me choke on my vodka & tonic.

As a lifetime hair remover, nothing bugs me more than being condescendingly lectured by other women that my partners are child molesters (“Oh my god! When it’s shaved, that’s how KIDS look! Why does he want to fuck a kid though?!”). Surprise: there are other secondary sexual characteristics besides hair that…

A few of the biggest celebrities wear couture to events like the Oscars. Most celebrities wear tailored Ready to Wear to events like this kind of movie premiere. The dresses are very high end designer dresses, but not true couture.

I have worked as a designer for several US runway/luxury designers and have dressed many famous people. Here’s the scoop. MANY design houses are not large corporations. They have small sample rooms, with a couple of patternmakers and sewers. Most of the time, the sample room is working on 1. new styles for the…

Personally, I think no one should get to wear these dresses for free. This sort of racket hurts smaller designers trying to make it in the industry if their forced to give their clothes away. “Exposure” doesn’t keep the lights on in the workroom. ( Borrowing without damaging is another story)

Anyone that brags about the number of guns they have should not be allowed to own guns.

Here.

“This is about punishing you”

Full Frontal and Last Week Tonight are both miles better than modern TDS.

I’m sure he’s not writing their tweets...

So is Calvin Harris going to be the new Jennifer Aniston in that there will be ten years of “LOOK HOW SAD HE IS ABOUT TAYLOR WHILE HE BUYS BREAD” pictures in the tabloids??

“See? We moved the goalposts so your point retroactively missed the mark!”

Like, really Brewer? You are so often in a situation where someone is calling you a racist and bigot and it’s THEIR issue, not yours?

“...it doesn’t matter which subject it is, you’re a bigot or you’re a racist.”

I’m going with very poorly applied merkins

Yeah, looks naked with a few decorations making it look like she’s wearing a skin-colored swimsuit. Hubba Hubba!