It’s a movie that’s primarily about a “kinky sexy relationship,” so I’m unsurprised that the thing people are focusing on is how well the movie fulfills that. Like complaining about how funny a comedy is or isn’t, how moving a drama is or isn’t.

Abuse aside, I still can’t make myself sit through an ever-expanding catalogue of movies where an increasingly old dude/obvious director stand in can’t deal with his age appropriate love-interest and must instead find himself a waifish 19-year-old ingenue to reinvigorate his shriveled artistic penis.

Guardians 2 is all about families and abuse survivors. It’s so good, I find myself frustrated when people dismiss them as just “the funny ones.”

I’m 98% sure is one of your parents slept with young Brando, they’d have bragged about it at every Thanksgiving until their death.

No one’s reputation is “tarnished” by sleeping with Brando or Pryor. If someone was claiming Brando got high and fucked a radiator, sure.

I spent way too much time trying to catch bats, and then I discovered the dinosaur peacock. So now my room is just that and the desert bunnies. If you place the bunnies on the floor, when you rest you can pet them. You can pet them.

Or maybe just putting two pretty people naked in a room together and having them woodenly perform The Sex is not considered universally sexy. However good these actors are elsewhere, they’re not good here, and pornography’s enthusiastic over-acting might be more charged.

I find myself humming the Astora base music when I get into work. “Have to go over here and do emails, now answer the phone, can’t forget to order this supply, ok, now I think I’m ready for my quest. I mean, job.”

I’m sick of “women’s stories” being shit like 50 Shades of Bad Sex, Lady Moves to Big City for Dream Job and Woman Can’t Decide Who to Date, but I’m not calling for them to end.

Woof, yeah that’s pretty bad. I try to figure out how long an appointment takes and break down an hourly cost. Right now it’s about $40 an hour and I can afford that. But I couldn’t do $195.

Yes, let’s have my 3 feet of hair washed in a my 100 year old tiny Victorian sink that clogs if you drop a single grain of sand in it. The other option is a bucket in a basement. What convenience, HairUber!

I spent years letting my hair run wild and free across the plains after the final straw in a series of aggressively worsening haystacks turned me against stylists. (reenactment: “You should try a bob.” “No, my hair is very curly, a bob is a terrible idea, just cut it right to here” “Ok. OOPS! I took off too much, we…

I had no idea he had it in him to play such a compelling villain. I really enjoyed hating him.

Cage has completely invulnerable skin, and Jessica is only invulnerable enough to be able to punch cars and not break a hand. She can still be cut. Otherwise they’re both super strong.

Bet they already spent all their money on those astronomically pricey walk cycles.

Weapons auto-sheathing after a certain amount of time when you’re “out of combat” has frustrated me more than once. I didn’t think it would notice it but give how long draw/sheath animations can be for weapons, it’s been annoying.

Every year seemingly, a new conflicting report comes out about FAS and drinking during pregnancy. I would like to see a comparison of these kinds of studies between countries, because the best indicator I’ve seen so far of a health infant population is access to prenatal care. Just knowing that children have X systems…

Depends what you want. If she’s got a close-knit social circle and is comfortable with her life, why change it? She might be at stage in her life where she has no interest in starting over. I’d have no problem picking up and moving to the south of France but my social circle is mostly on the internet, I’m young,…

Or a vast conspiracy of corruption and and favoritism has caused an organised elite ring of furries to win all China’s lotteries.

Bringing Prince collaborators into the performance would have earned him a lot more local love than of projecting Prince on an old bedsheet.