According to Laursen, Einfeld mistakenly sent a response that was intended for two male coworkers to a group email address.

Today I had to break down a chemical at work which is flammable in contact with water. It’s a powder, so if it gets airborn it can actually explode. Chemistry is amazing. And betimes incredibly destructive. There’s tons of chemical families that you have to store away from Otherwise Innocuous Thing X because they’ll…

Tch. To think, I have friends who whine about having to call the gas company before they start digging.

Exceedingly minor if his family managed to avoid becoming bridge decorations.

It rides forth with four horsepersons across the land, and in its wake spring gender-inclusive public toilet facilities, craft breweries, feminist bookstores, and abortion clinics. You shall know it by its full sleeve tattoos, gender-non-conforming clothing, and Warby-Parker glasses. Trusteth not the Rachel Maddow…

One of my absolute favorite legal arguments was over the tariffs on dolls. The tariff on “dolls” (human figures) is almost double that of animal or non-human figures. This lead to Marvel Comics arguing that X-Men toys, because they were mutants, didn’t count as “human” and therefore they should pay the lower tariff. …

I like Woodford Reserve and Panther Distillery. Panther is local (to me) though, so probably hard to find.

So these two brothers came into the US illegally in 2009, which would have made them 11 and 14 at the time. Their parents and older siblings are (apparently) in the US legally. So why weren’t these two granted legal status? Shouldn’t there have been some kind of process for these two, given legally admitted resident…

It’s a fallacy to say the US doesn’t have systems similar to that in place with an aim at cost/burden reduction.

Drumpf said that our current immigration system “has not been fair to our people, to our citizens, to our workers.”

This fluff loaf reminds me too much of my beloved departed cat nephew.

When your compassion is so heavily outweighed by your hatred for people who don’t “deserve” what you have, this is of course the society we get. They want to feed the right kind of children from the right kind of families.

Is that a vadge-sporran?

Ugh, imagine what a pain touchups would be. Too time consuming, regular tights it is!

I could paint my legs under my fishnets, but I live in the great north and I prefer to double the layers so I can still wear miniskirts in winter. Plus I cannot imagine the hell of cleaning clothing after wearing this stuff. I winced as that dude painted over the white swimsuit’s underwires.

Don’t you mean Purruse?

I can say from personal experience: Gamera may be the friend of children, but alligator snapping turtles are definitely not.

The first time I came home from school and found one of these camped by the front door (thus preventing my entry), I had no idea what the hell I was looking at. It would hiss and kept trying to take a bite if I got too close. I waited about an hour for my dad to get home and he asked why I was sitting outside.

Just about every bachelorette party my friends go to have involve getting together, drinking wine, and having an off-brand Borb Schmoss or Marta Stewbuntt instruct them step-by-step in making a hideous painting or plate. Without fail, every single one of these paintings is ugly in a way that belies the fact that half…

I knew without glansing the comments would head in this direction.