The Free Market is always the god of the bigots right up until it gets off its altar and smacks them in the face.

Sounds like hunters would be vested in going through the process of getting a silencer then, while casual gun owners who think silencers are “cool” or people with questionable backgrounds would get weeded out.

they want to be courteous to their neighbors by dispatching potential burglars with as little noise pollution as possible

I worry about the “suppressors don’t really silence” guns argument because there’s always articles with people who comment post gun violence with a variation of “we thought it was fireworks/a car backfiring/etc.” Adding easy to acquire suppressors to the gun population isn’t going to make things better.

In the Federation, no one gets paid because money no longer exists. And we still won’t have parity. God damn.

Edward Scissorhands

You’re bringing back such memories of my friends and I hitting up Arbor Drug’s for fishnet 2-packs and then sneaking into graveyards to talk to ghosts.

But does it come in a three-pack?

I would rather squat behind a bush than use her weaponized toilet.

Those bidet attachments always creep me out because the two people I know who’ve owned them are the two people who have never, ever, in their lives, ever cleaned their toilets. Have you ever seen the inside of a white toilet bowl be black? It’s a thing of horror.

I had a couple really great high school science teachers, one for biology and one for chemistry. My school didn’t throw a lot of money around in academics, and I remember it being a big issue when my senior year one of their two art teachers quit (my school had roughly 2,200 students, to give you an idea how few…

Probably the last heated “conversation” I had with family over Thanksgiving (before we gave up talking about anything the least bit political forever) was about teachers. My grandmother was mad that they’d raised her property taxes, a move described as necessary for the local schools to have proper budgets, and then…

Things getting an iPhone (but apply to any smartphone) did for me:

“I know what will make people hate him. If they were to see that he once dressed as galactic heartthrob Han Solo and sang a riff on Uptown Girl, people will hate him. No one likes Star Wars, right?”

Meet Judit Polgár. In 1991, Polgár achieved the title of Grandmaster at the age of 15 years and 4 months, at the time the youngest to have done so, breaking the record previously held by former World Champion Bobby Fischer. She was the youngest ever player to break into the FIDE Top 100 players rating list, ranking…

I would imagine not, since he’s unaware that there are in fact women in the many lists of top 100 chess players, including Judit Polgár, who became no. 55 in the FIDE list at the ripe old age of 12 and broke Bobby Fischer’s record for youngest grandmaster.

I’m hypothesizing why he chooses not to wear one, and the best I can come up with is that his poor quality tie rejects all attempts to contain it. Much like the laws of man and nature are not able to contain the garbage bag of rotting peeps said tie is wrapped around.

He orders them extra long. Donald likes his ties huge. He has the biggest ties, longer than everyone else’s ties. Everyone says so.

The day after someone mentions hem weights, we’ll get a picture of Trump’s tie sitting 5 inches away from his gut because there’s a big wadded up tape ball affixed to the back.

I look forward to Kellyanne’s press releases about which brand of tape fashion icon Donald Trump is wearing to the next White House hosted state dinner.