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TeaganGatewood
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As recently defined by the Supreme Court, “graphic nudity” can mean any of the following: bare shoulder, bare neck, skirt above the knee, dancing without leaving space for the Lord betwixt you, any woman depicted working outside the home, driving a car, or smoking a cigarette. 

Is DDs helmet this year's The Dress?

It really just looks like the lighting to me. I think it’s still the red costume.

I’m completely shocked to discover that Johnny Depp is a total asshole.

Because Hale is still Dolores and is still a Host made by humans, so she’s still mirroring their actions.

On the one part, it’s because Hosts couldn’t see the strings controlling them or anything outside of their reality, this was coded into them (Doesn’t look like anything to me.)

On the other hand, it’s because it’s

Likely suffer nerd opprobrium for this, but, a little, not much, but a little, terse (one squeenie sentence would suffice) synopsis for each of these items would earn the poster a position at the eternal table of the geeks. That is, “Ironheart, you may recall, is the story of an iron miner who had his tissues infused

I was never much of a fan of The Munsters. I always felt they were a cheap ripoff of the Addams Family. However, I do respect how much you can see that Rob Zombie cares about it, and how much love and attention he is pouring into it.

maybe this is musk’s plan all along, string them along while he watches the stock dive so he can buy it cheap.  Same thing he does to manipulate the price of dogecoin every other week.  The SEC should really investigate him.

Sad about Night Sky. I know a lot of people found it slow and depressing, but I enjoyed watching JK Simmons & Sissy Spacek on screen together. They were quite a charming fictional couple.

You can if you want, but I’m pretty sure that’s not how you get chlamydia.

That is correct! We also would have accepted bedbugs or COVID.

Ahem, ahem, ahem, eh?  Bub in WHAT accent???  🏒🍁🟥⬜🟥

You’re not wrong. It’s too bad Warner and DC can’t make a decent movie around the few things they do right.

Allegedly.

Wait. Hold up. La Brea got a second season? _La Brea_?

That La Brea?

I was with you right up until the end, “Halo is absolute trash.”

If that Jurassic World website is an accurate representation of how dinosaurs have spread in the film, then how the fuck did they get to Europe/Asia?

It’s almost like the law was designed this way by... wealthy corporate donors?

Nah, couldn’t be. 

the popular survival horror game in which “a former employee of Playtime Co. receives a cryptic message on a VHS tape”