For the old Gen-X’ers in the room, is this “G-Easy” person today’s equivalent of Grandmaster B, Vanilla Ice, Snow, or Markie Mark?

And yet you seemed to fit very comfortably in a 2-D pane of glass with a couple other people, Zod. Get over it.

Entitled asshole car company that makes cars for entitled assholes, acts like an entitled asshole. Details at 11

Where?

Pretty soon, all these government agencies are going to realize they need to kill their retiring agents, not let them roam free. They’re only going to break the programming, recover from the amnesia, remember who they are, escape from the village, and run around avenging everything all the time. A bullet in the head…

How do you think this guy feels?

if you like the image, you’ll love the video

Pontiac is rolling over in their grave because GM had to “trim the fat” after the bailout. They’d take all of chevy’s leftovers and still make cooler cars than any of the other GM arms.

It runs, and its under $3k. Why the hell not. I’d build it into an off-roader so I could constantly say “No, its not a Rover, its Laforza” and then launch into an automotive history lesson that no one cares about.

more surface area = more friction = more stopping power

Well, no invention happens in a vacuum.

What is it with Jalops and the obsession with small ass wheels? 17 minimum. Even old cars. Enough with this bullshit, thank you.

Hey, a real article about car stuff? What gives?
I came to Jalopnik looking for politics and celebrity drama!

The main issue Bungie has right now is messaging. As their community manager mentioned on Twitter, if they don’t put a weapon on their roadmap, the roadmap looks bare; if they do put it on there, people are disappointed when a secret quest ends up rewarding something we already knew about.

USS Trump, a Cheeto-class garbage scow.

It becomes easier to understand once you realize how much the press coverage of this literal non-event is an It’s Anyone’s Fault But Mine reaction on the part of the press. The article itself is like a throwback to Hurricane Katrina coverage: exact same pictures, telling a different story, that when put together…

From the studio that brought you Paul Giamatti as The Rhino and Topher Grace as Venom, comes their next hilariously miscast origin movie.  

I think you need to take into consideration that Destiny 2 is now a Free to play game since they released New Light. It only makes sense that a lot of their cosmetics are accesible only through paid microtransactions considering that the majority of their core gameplay features and modes don’t generate any revenue.…