What? That grill is the perfect shape for collecting plankton like a baleen whale in the deep ocean!

Dont forget that while the Transformers were prevalent throughout human history, apparently, they were super top secret in the first and second movies.

Covfefe brother!

But we still hate EA, right?

So basically I just read an article about a guy who is shocked that he paid 3$ a day for a game he rented which makes him a “Redbox whale: one of those poor sops” because he doesnt understand how addition works? 

You just described Wolverine!

Why we continue to use Nielsen for polling/ratings is the real question,

That is Eleven’s doppleganger ten-one

Every day we dont eat pizza, the terrorists win. :(

Rental trucks are the true killers in American society. We dont need another band wagon... we need to ban the wagon!

He should call it the Outstanding Patriotic American Candy Tax! to teach her about how the government really works. Also, tell her that the candy will be used to pay for a useless wall that she will likely never see or care about.

Yeah, I think that pitcher never opened a box of new baseballs before or had to rough them up himself.

The part about Jones should be how he went from “Hey everyone lets take a knee” photo op to “Hellfire and brimstone to kneelers” and finally “Hey let’s live and let live and make some money.”

My only problem with reparations would be that we would first have to give the entire country back to the Native Americans and then let them decide what to do.

“Remember, “Thou shalt not kill!”

Worse. I bet they are still thinking they did nothing wrong.

But then how will Skynet turn your car into a weapon?!?

Ford was looking to retool the fox body mustangs during the late 80's early 90's but the mustang was one of their best sellers at the time.

Probe’s might not have gotten the rotary from the RX7 but it did get the RX7's dash and console.

Worse. I had a Probe GT.