In other words, when douches fight, no one wins

So what choice does the single mother cited above that was unable to walk or work have? Choosing sickness? Poverty?

You know you want to say he looks like a space vampire! Do it!

Everyone knows the Civil War was secretly about removing the Reptilian leaders from the Southern States!

I know somewhere there is an art student who feels very self satisfied that their allegory of war for oil got green lit.

Wouldnt it be better to slap a turbo onto a used 86/BRZ?

“I bet a Steve Vai guitar solo played in his head the whole time.” 

While not a big draw (for super-cars) the four cylinder turbo’s do get decent gas mileage!

A more analogous word would be “gin”. How do you pronounce “gin?” I still dont understand how people can tell the creator of his own invention how it is mispronounced as jif.

I think the dash is from a mustang cobra

Looks like Jesus really was his co-pilot!

“The Department of Defense regrets to inform you that your husband is dead because he was stupid”

If I had that kind of money I would tear the engine out and put it in a bass boat, because fuckit I got too much money!

Also, if you want FWD get the Focus ST w/ 275hp starting around 24k

Exactly! It wouldnt have the same entertainment value.

To be fair, I would say the side mirror but that would not be nearly as funny as this.

I would call it my GT4 point R just to be nerdier

I see an aluminum shift knob and think of how painful it will be to shift in the summer.

I once had a used 84 Camaro traded to me by my sister. Either her or the previous owner lost the FF/RR buttons on the cassette player which left two steel prongs inside the player. I developed a callous on my finger as I was the only person who could push both prongs together to eject a cassette.