Hey! Maybe I can use your for a stand-in apology! I've actually had this on my chest for a while now.

I'm not photography connaisseur so I can't tell if Steven Meisel is worlds above Terry Richardson in terms of talent or if I just like his sensibility more. But not only are the pictures pleasing to my eye but they're totally making me want the jewelry, lingerie, shoes, everything.

Oh, that's a really good point about imagining the person behind the camera. Because you're right, it does feel like they're interacting with a man, doesn't it? Maybe it's the poses: all that sultry, sex kitten-ish, "come and get me, daddy" can be really hot with a guy but, to me at least, feels fake with a woman. …

So I'm at a loss because, while the Rihanna-Kate Moss and Richardson photos fill me with meh, I am now in love with Marquita Pring and the other models from the plus size shoot. Like I clicked on the post less out of desire to read the article (which was excellent!) but because I wanted to look at more pictures of…

You never know! She regularly rocks Target and J.Crew, right? It is cute tho...

Crucifixes? I must have missed that one.

The Kingdom...the TV show, right? I can generally get behind Danish television, so I'll have to check that out.

Oh, you Europeans, you. Trust me, I'm not putting you in little boxes based on nationality (especially since European isn't a nationality). But I am, on the other hand, putting your cinema in a little box based on content. Because, whoo-ee, do you guys make some doozies. Melancholic, angst-ridden European…

Ha! Ain't that the truth.

Well. I haven't seen it in a while either. But I recall it being simply beautiful to watch - dude definitely knows what to do with a camera. I thought the acting was spot on and loved the beginning dynamic between the main leads (though the early sex scene during the wedding was definitely on the unnecessarily…

I've not seen that one but like that actress. I can only trust it's about more than some chick convincing a guy to shave...

Argh! KINJA, get it together!

Argh! Screw you, Kinja.

Argh! I'm so pissed off right now because I've tried three times to reply to your post and it keeps getting deleted. The highlights of what would have been a witty and fabulously intelligent reply:

Stay far away from Dogville! Of course coffee for three loved it.

Oh. Why?

Emotionally Repressed Europeans: producing movies that make you want to slit your wrists since the Lumiere Brothers.

No, I'm sorry too. I should know better. My best friend is Swedish (also a joke, hahaha). Stellan and his son are both HOT by the way so congratulations on your wildly attractive nationality.

Hmm. But are you French?

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