I was getting annoyed about this over the weekend. To me it dehumanizes Taylor to accuse every relationship she has of being fake. If you want to say the Hiddleston relationship is fake then you can’t also say Harry and Calvin and Taylor werewolf and whichever Jonas and Jake G were all fake too. Some of them have to…

I traveled to Europe in 1993 — at the very same time as the Balkan Wars! I was in the middle of it, in France, Germany and the Netherlands, a major player in that epic struggle for freedom. If the Serbs had found me, in Paris, they would have surely paraded my head on a spike down the streets of, I dunno, Lyon? The…

But the stuff James Frey lied about was at least a little plausible, no?

In tribute to Ms. Linton, I am also announcing my new memoir, recounting the time I sailed up the Congo River to search for a mysterious ivory trader named Kurtz.

Zambillion Little Pieces.

Mt Doom.

Ha ha mash up

Please don’t. Bloat doesn’t equal a baby. That’s called having human digestion. Do you think every woman you see walking around with a round belly is up the duff? ‘Cause I've been looking four months pregnant for years.

I’m pretty sure that’s just where her internal organs go.

So much yes to this. Especially re: white people visiting European countries.

I have no problem with people—white or otherwise—doing work like this. What I do hate (and something I saw a lot when I lived in Cape Town for 5 months) is when people take pictures with children and then post them on the internet. I only shared images of kids whose names I knew and who I actually developed…

They have phones, too.

The most cringe worthy for me was the mirror one. They have fucking mirrors in Africa Debra. Jesus. Trust me that kid has seen his reflection before.

He’s not using it to moisturize, though.

I just have my wife hose me down in the backyard once a week, so this has not been an issue.

I like to refer to mine as “lazy bush”. I keep that shit MOSTLY trimmed at the bikini line and the heft of it crew cut as best as I can/have time for. I’m in a long term committed relationship where both of us just kind of do our own thing and that’s cool. I’m a Young and I apparently am a weird 70s dumpster monster…

Jesus christ, I wish we would stop even talking about this. I trim but don’t wax, and happily so—fuck putting razors down there or dealing with ingrown hairs—but every single article or study on the subject always makes me feel so insecure, like I’m a freaking outlier (seems like I am, though) for having hair on my…

But that is how kids look! Your partners grew up in a society that fetishizes young girls bodies and praises grown women to the degree they are able to replicate them. Your partners aren’t child molesters and there’s nothing morally wrong for any given person to go hairless if that's their preference, but it’s a…

Well, as someone who stopped shaving, I’m pretty sick of everyone telling me I’m unhygenic/gross/ugly/smelly and lazy because I have hair. I’m also tired of seeing dudes (who probably wouldn’t go down anyway) claim any hair on a woman is the reason they won’t eat her out.

I like your modest proposal for designers.