Own it. Bone it. Disown it.

Much like South Park, Schumer fearlessly tackles taboo subjects like incest and bodily excretions, except she’s a person, not a cartoon.

Taylor really applies “the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else” approach to life, and I like that. Go get em’ girl!

Yes.

Even if I did have a type like Leo does, I’d probably try something different after nine consecutive failed relationships with that type.

Glad to see the sudden fame and success Leo has achieved since breaking through in his Oscar winning role in the Revenant hasn’t fundamentally changed who he is. Got to keep true to yourself and never let Hollywood change you.

Thanks for the reminder that 12 year old me had truly terrible taste in guys. I had a crush on Johnny Depp, Kirk Cameron, and a classmate that went to work at a hedge fund and helped break the economy.

SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE RIBEYE

Remember, he’s not an athlete who made a mistake: he’s a criminal who can swim.

Nope. Plenty of other prisoners face all that and years behind bars. This fucker is the poster child for needing a long sentence. Did you read his statement to the court? He blames Stanford, alcohol and slutty women. Not a single thing in his proclamation was about his personal responsibility.

Bobby Brown claims he fucked a ghost.

Just like rape. Cause bitches be lying, of course.

Nothing like a fun morning reminder that when it comes to domestic violence, it’s always the victim’s life that gets picked apart and combed through to ascertain the truth instead of the abuser’s.

I agree. Why should these articles be address to women. Men need the education

Me fuckin too. I'm like, hold on ivory has been legal this whole time?!

Why isn’t “I just want a 1-piece, show me all tank suits please.” a category? Perhaps a “Modest But Not Repressed” option?

Apparently “geometric patterns” is a culture. It is populated by those people in your math problems who buy 70 watermelons and leave Dallas on trains travelling 60mph.

We aren’t and we don’t need to be. A lot of people have some form of cognitive disability. They’re still responsible for their actions so far as they’re able to understand them. If someone’s functioning at a level where he’s able to carry out a plan to threaten to cut someone else with a knife unless she allows him to…

... why would you bring a knife into the bathroom just because? Was he planning to, perhaps, julienne some carrots while he was in there? Mince some onions? Cut some tile he was planning to lay?

Oh, look, more evidence of Amber’s abuse people won’t admit as legit because they think Gone Girl is the most common scenario in society, instead of an entitled angry addict becoming violent towards a woman. Now it makes sense why she was carrying her laptop while leaving her lawyer’s office. Wonder who will get the…