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Jackie Curtis is one of the most important and one of the greatest queens in drag herstory. She’s a mother of modern drag in America.

Do you know what her looks consisted of? Houses dresses, torn apart at the seams, with a deconstructed table cloth thrown over, and the whole thing cheap Streisand and Afro wigs that

Words of advice from a straight woman:

I know, right? I mean, it’s not Woody Allen we’re talking about here.

My wife and I got into a big row one time and she stormed off to the spare bedroom. I guess I’ve seen too many Will Ferrell / Judd Apatow movies, so I thought sending her a dick pic (which I had never before done) would change the mood, and she’d scamper into my room wearing a scanty nightie chuckling “Oh, you!!” and

My husband does this too, usually from another room. I find it hilarious. Funnier still when I send him pics of random dicks in return, but he doesn’t agree.

I miss when you had to draw your sex organ and mail it across the country in the hopes that the horse drawn carriage pulling your mail across the rugged, undeveloped landscape becomes waylaid by a pack of female bandits who seize the mail, find your hand drawn sex organ, and eventually track you down because, my man,

Sad.

We can’t all be Ivanka. : (

For the grays trying to kill me, it is tone deaf and passively racist. I’m just saying that we should keep in mind the context (like it is a lyric and 15 years ago this sort of thing was considered eye-roll worthy but not flat out racist) and that Beige Not So Lively probably doesn’t even realize the implications

People aren't missing the point, they're saying the point is stupid. Which it is.

I have a situation like this. A guy I have told no to 27 times. He regularly texts me and then asks me why I didn’t reply. BECAUSE I’VE ALREADY SAID NO 27 TIMES!

Some neighbors in the area, Local Memphis writes, are wondering why the young girl was out so late at night with her mother

Dude, it’s honesty week. Not cool.

This is completely incorrect. The prosecutor in the case stated that there was probable cause to go ahead with charges, but Dylan was so fragile that he didn’t want to pursue them. Woody spent millions of dollars pursing his allegations that Dylan had been coached and he lost every time. This information is public

It’s funny. If it were any other catered-male thing and women were asking to be included they’d be all “well the creators are just going with what’ll sell/that’s what’s popular!” Except...when shit is making money and popular with women apparently that’s not good enough.

Elementary is great and Lucy Liu is a goddess.

Shut up, Elementary is amazing and so much better than Sherlock.

So, girls get kicked out of prom for showing too much boob, back, or leg, and now also for covering their ENTIRE BODY in a suit. So remember, girls, make sure to look alluring and feminine, but not TOO alluring, or you’re a slut. Not alluring enough, and you’re a freak of nature and a “mistake.” Make sure to subtly

Yup, I sure am. Because straight hair in real life is nothing like the straight hair promo-ed by TPTB. It’s flimsy, frizzy, has no body, hangs in strings and basically makes you look like your mother was a Dickensian orphan character and your father was a wad of sea kelp.

I think my biggest “huh” moment with respect to gender roles is when it was pointed out to me that your typical “geek” is just as hypermasculine as your typical “jock” when you look at it from the right angle.As male geeks, a great deal of our identity is built on the notion that male geeks are, in some sense,