When Polyjuice Potion goes wrong.

That’s not a chicken. It’s a baby T-Rex before loses its feathers.

Look at the size of this thing:

Holy...! If that MoFo get’s any bigger, he’s gonna need two more legs, either in the front or back!

Same, though I’m kinda sad about all the years of Brit fandom that I was too cool for.

I don’t know how old you are, but I tell people all the time that that one thing is one of the perks of being older. You don’t have to keep up the exhausting facade of “what this? Oh I only like this ironically.” Hell yeah I like Metallica and Britney at the same time!

Yeah but to go to Illinois. Basically Oklahoma with snow. And shitty pizza.

I herd someone compare everyone in that family to Vincent D’Onofrio’s character in Men in Black: giant blobs of evil crammed into human skin. I can’t disagree with that assessment.

I bet his prey smells that hair gel from miles away.

Who could have anticipated the guy who looks like the villain in a 90s Steven Seagal movie would be a bad dude?

He looks like a ventriloquist dummy in that bottom one.

I would like to offer that same amount for the pee tape.

2008: Lipstick on a pig.

World’s worst Brawny ad.

Resting rich face.

In its later years, the giant red douchebag tree changes color to a magnificent blazing orange.

It’s not consistent, because the brainwashing is completely different for boys and girls. The girls are not to have any sense of self. They’re supposed to be 100% submissive and completely dependent on first their fathers, and then their husbands. The boys are raised to be somewhat obedient, but are still supposed to…

I’m willing to bet money that every judge in the county is related by blood or marriage to her husband’s family, and that said judges rely on being elected or appointed by a constituency that’s full of Quiverfull practitioners.

She’s been taught to submit to her husband, no matter her own feelings at the time.

And being told it’s her fault he was “tempted” by young girls (VOMIT.) Women in that community are always “at fault” when a man “strays” because they aren’t being “committed” enough to their husbands’ authority.