Sometimes people are treated in a way or raised in a way that can never allow them to develop a sense of personal agency or eventually strips them of it. I grew up around 1% bikers and the way some (many) of the women are treated eventually creates what is almost a form of Stockholm syndrome where they are only truly…

See this is the thing. I try to stay current but there has been so much bullshit flying around it’s tough to keep on top of things.

My assumption is that they had an understanding when they got married. Being FLOTUS was not part of that understanding.

I don’t really care one way or the other. I don’t think the next four years are going to be remembered for their outstanding First Lady.

There’s more sparkle between the Carters than between those two.

Let this be a warning to all the other Trump sycophants - the moment he no longer has any use for you, you cease to exist to him.

I do think this is NOT what Melania signed up for and she is in over her head.

I think she’s glad to have met Michelle Obama, I think she genuinely admires her.

When going higher physically pains you

The password to his Twitter account.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

If there was any justice in this world, it would have been Trump’s tax returns in that box.

I feel sorry for her. She’s gorgeous, but so over-botoxed she can barely smile. She must be hella insecure, and Cheeto probably insults her regularly to keep it that way.

Hillary Clinton represents us all today. What woman hasn’t had the experience of celebrating  the man who got the promotion/job she was infinitely more qualified for?

Where in Hogwarts is Carmen SanDiego?

A note saying, “Help Me, Please!”

The reaction when this Paula person led Trump to Christ:

Perhaps this is me grasping at straws, but I wonder if part of the inevitability of autocracy and failure of resistence in Gessen’s experience is at all related to the fact that Russians had already lived under an oppressive government for generations before Putin came along.

In my more Pollyanna moments, I hope that…

i cried more at this trailer than i did at hidden figures and it was UNFAIR and AWFUL

But if you’re reading this, GizMedia execs, please do the Jezebel/Deadspin crossover again this year, maybe for a whole week