What is the point of having some absurdly intense workout just as the offseason is beginning? What could possibly be accomplished besides this?

As a public school teacher, I love this. We are unable to be trusted to do our job and should probably be fired, but it’s a-ok for us to have guns with us all the time at work.

On the education of kids with special needs:

Let’s be honest; Betsy DeVos would be happy if all public schools were replaced with Christian academies where picking on “the gays” was still acceptable like in the good old days.

Indeed. Ahem.

I would just like to state that at one point in my 20s, I quit my day job to be a dancing spoon in a tour of Beauty & the Beast.

I feel actively bad for that little Barron boy. Until he grows up and behaves like his brothers. But for now? Poor kid.

Don’t be silly.

It feels like Bizarro world that college players have to do more officially in the offseason than the NFL players do.

Back in my day, the kids never even MADE it to Oregon.

the training staff didn’t see any players faint

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

TBH I think it’s wonderful that he’s whisked her away to Mexico and is showering her with attention during this time. It seems like some A+ boyfriending at work.

Would sub to a PPV channel for that.

He’s wearing a hat with a panda on it and didn’t bail when things got hard for her. I’m good with him.

A ferocious maternal instinct just kicked in for Billie.

If you’re not familiar with the weird double standards and hoop jumping conservative Christians will do to justify their own hypocritical decisions, may I introduce you to the 2016 Presidential Election?

My (scarily plausible) theory is that the Russians also have dirt on Comey and Kayne West.

That’s what I have been saying for months. That’s why Comey was throwing shit at HRC in the last week of the election. She was about to win, and he changed the entire course of the vote. What does Russia have on Comey? And Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell? Comey must have some extreme sexual practices ...