I think it is, overall, kind of part of a human desire to give order to things that are generally random. “This year is cursed, but next year will be better, etc.” As if the arbitrary turning of the calendar year has any actual effect on world or personal events. Of course it doesn’t.

Her brother apparently just reported to AP that she’s in “stable condition”. Please please please be true.

My mother died this year. I reserve the right to think 2016 sucks. But you do you.

I’m sorry. I’m distracted by how alike Caitlyn Jenner and Janice Dickenson look alike.

There’s a difference between working for a customer you don’t particularly like (or even loath) vs publicly acting to prop up and celebrate them. More than that, because this isn’t just “a job” they have to deal with becoming a propaganda tool for a politician who supports legislature that may directly seek to negate…

Reminder: this organization exists ONLY because “the public” who is doing this “ranting” thinks what they do is worth paying to watch.

I’d respect him more if he was just like “Whatever”, like Val Kilmer is, rather than desperately trying to be cool.

BIG TYGA PUMP IS YER HOOKUP! HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!

God isn’t a white man... I’m pretty sure God is Morgan Freeman. But I’ll take Octavia as a manifestation, Morgan has things to do... being God and all.

I wonder if some of these pastors are aware that Jesus was a middle-eastern Jew and not northern European?

And yet nobody on Earth freaked when Morgan Freeman literally played god twice.

I am feeling very eloquent tonight so please excuse the length of this post:

Unfortunately the obvious choice for the role was unavailable.

Oh, good, labial split pussy bows are back in fashion!

I was a WCW diehard all the way to the end of that shitshow and the chance of getting a Scott Steiner word salad on a particular night was one of the reasons why. Anytime he gets a microphone it’s magic. Must be true what he says about Michigan being a highly educated university!

A tradition unlike any other...

Okay, but why is he cosplaying as Big Poppa Pump to celebrate Xmas?

it’s 100% the high school baseball coach shades

I’m rooting for Mike Pence and Steve Bannon.

Only to actually die thirty seconds later when his traumatized friend throttled him, I hope.