I worked at YC one Christmas in HS. Their policy was to return the candle no matter what, so a woman came in with a half burned Christmas cookie candle and begged me to take it back because she didn’t know how long her will power was going to hold out. She was about to go face first in cookies and blamed the candle.…

My current car was just named Uncle Vernon because it is a piece of shit that only I can drive because the driver seat no longer moves.

That is the route I would take but what I remember is Spring Hill to Cumberland to Spring to 41. I am probably wrong, but I clearly remember a friend that lived in apartments on Spring Hill saying that there is no way she would go that way to the movie theater, so that part has stuck out for me.

If I remember correctly, the dude drove the most ass-backwards way from work to the movie theater where he was meeting his friends. (I used to live in that area.) He took the longest route he could and in that area there is so much traffic (it is in the area of two major interstates and a major surface street) and…

Santa Larry looks more like a “traditional Santa” than the dude at my local mall. I mean, Santa Larry has a right jolly look and that is clearly his own beard. People are stupid.

Same. Especially if I can be as ridiculous as Lucille Bluth.

My mom had the same statement about not being called Asshole. My dad wanted to be called Grandfather (and he always said it with a snooty aristocratic tone. It was funny/weird/exhausting). My kid, being the oldest, got to pick his name, so he worked HARD to make it happen. Until the day she said NO when he said “I am…

I had a girl in my class 3 or 4 years ago who called her dad “Papa”. He insisted that the teachers also call him Papa when talking about him to her. (Like he bought books for us about families and sharpied “Papa” instead of Dad.)

I know, but the way L started telling the story, I was sure she was confessing to writing the letter. And then it was the nice story.

I always felt like Cary was Logan.

I thought Lorelai was calling to confess about the letter when she called Emily to tell her Richard story.

Maybe they were right and the giant meteor is somehow lodged in Trump’s head.

To the troll I just dismissed, if you are going to clutch your pearls about the names Dixon, I probably shouldn’t see you calling reporter a bitch in your comment history and implying that a reporter slept with another media figure to get ahead. You said the same thing Dixon did, you just used “nicer” words.

I am trying to figure out how this conversation even starts between teacher and parents. Does everyone get a letter at the beginning of the year? “your son/daughter presents as male/female at school. We legally must tell you that.” I had conversations with teachers solely to flesh out *how* to talk to my parents about…

Honestly, if one of my guy friends had said that, they would have gotten an eyebrow and a “Really?” If it was a pattern, then let’s have an actual conversation. A one off comment that probably sounded hilarious to him, at that moment- because that happens to everyone- is not going to make me stop listening to Hamilton…

Because the audience is white and the not white cast dared speak to him. Just my guess.

39 and I had the exact same reaction.

She is definitely worried that her child not being the gender that mom presented to the world is going to cause people to talk. And question her parenting and her devotion to god. Because clearly she isn’t a good parent or isn’t religious enough To Pray It Away.

Everything in that pic makes me cringe, except Melania’s dress and baby snuggles.

Yup, a friend posted that she had never seen such disrespect towards a President as she has with Trump. Someone asked her how she liked living on the moon the past 8 years and she lost her frigging mind, and said that no one has ever said anything so rude to Obama. She then started deleting comments. If it wasn’t a…