I keep hoping it is a big fat lie.

Oooh or lipstick for the day when you are cleaning the house top to bottom. (I can’t be the only person that will put a kid’s Cinderella tiara on and scrub toilets....)

Purple AND sparkly!! I can’t pull that off, but I need that color somewhere in my house as a happy place.

No one should wake up that happy. But omg I want to snuggle with that baby, and just feel those fat squishy arms!

My thought was, he was contractually or otherwise obligated to be there for X amount of time, was seated near people he didn’t know and decided to do the bare minimum to fulfill his obligation.

I hate Amy Schumer for her Old Navy ads. The beer ads are terrible, but I actively hate her in the ON commercial.

I have worked in places like you describe and it is ridiculous. A kid peed on me one time and I happened to have jeans in my car so I could change. The director sent me to target because if I wore the jeans she would either have to write me up or let everyone else wear jeans when they have “accidents” (she used air…

I feel like 6-8 needs something more. Maybe a dealing with emotions class. Or a lot of booze for parents.

I teach preschool. I wore yoga capris from TJ Maxx, an Old Navy oversized shirt, and running shoes. Because my day involves snot, play dough, tears, paint, soap, water, and very possibly sprints at the drop of a hat. My athleisure is not name brand, but it is functional. I don’t notice brands because I don’t know…

I need to review my 6 year olds training. She doesn't carry hers yet, but that day is coming.

Around here, schools are required to have someone on staff CPR and FirstAid certified. Part of my certification was how to use an epi pen. I have used one on my daughter and I have trained other people in how to use them with the trainer that is in every pack. If you read the instructions, it isn’t difficult. If you…

The thing that kills me, aside from the cost, is the waste. Right now, I have 5 expired pens on my dresser because I am not supposed to throw them away, and the only places in town that take them is the hospital or police station. I would love to send the unused ones back to mylan to be recycled. Hell, if part of the…

Right? I want my kid to have a life and go hang with her friends. They are cool with the epi because the instructions are there and it is pretty easy to use. I would redefine helicopter parent if she used syringes and vials.

It is that clenched teeth “Stoppit” while simultaneously begging your bladder to empty faster. Parenting multitasking is not as fabulous as the movies said it was.

Honestly, Hooters can’t even make good fries. It is not a challenging food, and yet, they are awful.

I would absolutely watch the hell out of this.

He was pretty critical of Kap. A reporter for the LA Times (I think) was going through comparing what people said about Ali vs Kap. meloni’s was the first he posted and I said, out loud, “no. Not today.” And closed Twitter. And then went back to confirm that he and I would not be speaking or having imaginary sexy…

The people who were praising Mohammed Ali months ago that are angry at Kap are killing me. (Chris Meloni, I am looking at you.) I don’t like everything my kids or husband does (do?), but that doesn’t mean I should just give up on them and walk away. It means I want them to be better people and I can help them be…

I can pee like a contortionist if I need to to hold the door closed, but the single user handicapped accessible restrooms make me itchy.

I had the same thought. I need to study more.