The tell all book is going to be amazing. I would like to preorder it now.

The “Big Girl” section at my Target has Future President t-shirts. It is grey- I wanted to get one for my 6 year old but she informed me she “had plenty of grey t-shirts already”. Not the point kid!!!

I hurt my knee anger running on the treadmill one night because ESPN was interviewing women in Baltimore defending Ray Rice. I have since returned to just music when running because Pit Bull doesn’t send me into a rage.

It my favorite thing on Netflix kids. It is friggin hilarious.

Thank you! I will hold on to that info and use it instead of glazing over!!!

The way my 6 year old was playing it in the park the other night might be considered transfixed. But she was having trouble getting the ball in the right place to catch the whoozit and it was moving around on her*... She did lose herself for a minute or two- but otherwise I don’t think it is any different from someone…

I would take other people’s relationship drama as a 24 hour break from the doom and gloom currently on my Facebook. Nothing that I need to participate in, just good enough to make a big bag of popcorn and dig in for some good drama reading for the night.

Oh, Samuel L Jackson playing golf might be the key to the best curse word combinations ever. If he plays golf like I do, I mean.

He had a goddamn show where the highlight was how he was going to FIRE someone. It is second nature to him. Probably first nature at this point. There is no. Way. Heads don’t roll because of a perceived Trump-embarassment.

That might be my favorite part of the whole thing. (Especially in light of Rep King’s comments about no subgroups contributing to society.)

One of my TA’s did that- a physical copy in order for it to be on time....and then something happened to all the printers on the network. I am not sure who was more in need of all the drinks- the people in class who couldn’t get their stuff printed, the guys in the lab who wanted to set the building on fire and walk…

Well, you just explained the OB I had with my first kid.... JFC

I am Team KwameTroy all the way and I had forgotten about how awful she was to Kwame. So thanks for that reminder.

I can’t be the only one seeing Alan Rickman in this pic, right? I mean... That is Young Severus Snape right there.

When I saw this tweet last week, my first thought was, “But TSwift isn’t actually sleeping with these guys, right? It is PR. And she is sleeping with Karlie KLoss...” I mean, good for her if she is, but with all the public appearances she and these dudes do, who has energy for sexy times. (Also, I don't care who she…

Are we related? I want to unfriend the asshole contingent of my family, but they would call my mother/father and “tattle” on me. I have hidden them from my Facebook. Mom texts me if there is something I need to like or comment on.

I dunno, I felt like that was a role he played. There are times I feel like he is in on the joke.

I would watch that game. And giggle gleefully.

Not gonna lie, I am disappointed in Brit Hume. There is no logical reason.

Several BLM activists I follow on Twitter talked about him. They were looking for locals with info and not finding anything. But it was BLM spreading his name, talking about the cops shooting him when he was unarmed and on the ground.