Ugh, I will stick to the unpleasant cranky greeter that I know rather than one I don’t. DT can become the Campus Preacher and go stand on a quad somewhere and yell his nonsense.

Thank you. I couldn’t tell if they were lopsided or if it was the angle... but yes, they are way too high.

I want to watch the Vin video, but there is something wrong with his sunglasses and I can't get past that.

Damn I love her eyebrows. And that she can wear cute Nikes. (Soooo not the point. But I always check out other women’s shoes because I am stuck with Adrenaline’s and I need to live vicariously through their not fucked up feet.)

I have Stress fractures in *both feet*. No running until at least August. I am going to lose my damn mind. (I am a terrrrrrrrible swimmer, so that doesn’t even help.)

I feel like the other responses have more than answered your intentionally obtuse questions, but sure I will play along. We had to wait to see if it was in stock, because it wasn’t where it was supposed to be. Then we had to find a different hose connection (because the previous homeowner thought he was Bob Villa. He…

It sure as hell took longer than 7minutes to buy my washing machine. And I brought it home with me that day.

Ivanka doesn’t seem like a total waste of space?

I need to know the skin care regimen of both of them. It is too late for me, but I can teach my kids.

She would make Marie on Everybody Loves Raymond look like a saint.

One of my friends is 35 and pregnant. Apparently pregnancy at 35 is referred to as a geriatric pregnancy. She quickly asked that her OB never say that again.

I kind of enjoy pointing out how stupid That Parent is being. If I see it coming from a parent I will totally talk about how much I admire the kid’s confidence for doing his or her own thing and how brave it is to do something different. And i will tell the kid how awesome I think their choice is.

This woman was killed by her husband and left in their house

Nope. If you can’t consent to marriage on your own, why TF can someone do it for you?! Is there a good reason for a 14 year old to be married?

My husband and I do that too. Usually super sarcastic, like when it rained today and our gutter overflowed... thanks Obama. Birds that wake us up at 4 AM... Thanks Obama.

I just don’t understand how people *know* someone is transgender. What was it about the woman in Baltimore that made the security guard so certain that she was trans? She looked like a woman to me. Maybe I am just not observant? I mean, I wouldn't think twice about her being in the bathroom with me. (Except I might…

I gave Meredith a lot of space season because I chalked up her behavior to grief. However, Callie, April and Amelia did not get that kindness from me. Callie was a brat and April and Amelia both annoy me in that “I hate the way you breathe” way. I find nothing redeeming about either one of them. It is good, old…

I had no idea grits had this stigma.

I was, but I didn't remember her as part of the trial. And, tbh, I think I have blocked out that there is an OJ connection to KUWTK.

That is a stellar best friend! Yikes.