I missed what he said her “position” was. Now I need to know if she gets that she got trolled, if she is paid by Fox to act as a token black woman conservative (which.... Oscar level performance if she is acting), or if she is just that dumb. The only thing I could say was, “oh, honey. No.”

Ugh, I just got off the phone with my mom about this. She is in real estate, just showed a house *this morning* and has gotten 2 calls from the owner of the house, upset because she showed the house to a black family. The owner is allegedly worried about the neighbors being mad at them for selling to a black family.…

My brother and SIL have a Sam’s sized thing of ketchup in their pantry that my mom bought them when they got their first apartment together 12 years ago. They use it to remind themselves as parents, that they may love their kids and have the best intentions for everything and still not ever remember something as basic…

Is there any time where the Senate has to go on recess? Because I sure can see them leaving one poor sap standing on the floor reading the phone book just to prevent a 3 day recess.

My preschoolers had a salon today, my long hair was their customer. I had so many hands all over me today that I could not keep my phone out of their hands. If I were required to carry a gun, it would completely change my teaching style. No more rolling around with them, no more letting them jump on me when they need…

My husband calls my southern accent my Anger Meter. He can immediately tell how worked up I am about something by how thick my accent gets.

Probably because Kesha’s mom announced it, so TS’s people went ahead with a “yup, she did that".

I don’t know that a pic of her whole face would have the impact that this pic does. I can see the color of the lipstick- it isn’t about her face or the rest of the makeup she may or may not have on. This is lipstick.

He reminds me of Jeff Goldblum. I have no idea why. But now I want them to do a buddy movie together.

I have a mirena and hell yes I would get an abortion if I got pregnant again.

My husband was stalked by an ex... he said it helped that his roommate and roommate’s girlfriend were there to give statements to the officer. But it was an added bonus that she showed up at his apartment as the cops were finishing up the report. She yelled at the police officer that took the report that she would…

I can't tell if it is a shadow from the missing purse, or if she has toes like me. I want it to be toes like me.

They considered him a lame duck when he was inaugurated the 2nd time. Some of them probably thought that after the 1st inauguration...

I am on my 3rd Mirena. Haven’t had a real period since before my 10 year old was born. (I had something period-like before I got pregnant with my second kid, but it was light and I didn’t have cramps.)

I would read this book to my class.

I was all excited about Halpert Arms, but the abs pic? My brain melted.

We did the first 3 books out loud as a family. My kindergartener is about to lose her mind if we don’t start on book 4 soon and my 4th grader got hung up in book 5 and is taking a break. We won’t let them watch the movies until they finish the book.

It has been a while, but I could swear I learned in an adult bible study (that my pastor lead...) that feet/foot in the bible can also mean penis. So I think that would mean she andJesus got slutty together.

1) SLJ’s commercials with Charles Barkley and Spike Lee commercials are my current favorite (I am easily entertained, and I firmly believe the out takes would be gold.)

My girls are still in the “Luke is Star Wars” phase. I told them, “one day, you will realize that Han is The reason to watch.” They do not believe me.