“We’ve determined that the company is not legally at risk, which is the only metric we care about.”

“We’re sorry - we just despise the police, is all.”

Zack seems like that type of person, so this article follows.

What in the purple stuffed worm in flap jaw space with a tuning fork doing a raw blink on hairai kiri rock I need scissors! 61!

“Borderlands director Eli Roth”

I love that this is the first comment.

Asshole: debatable. Do they have more money as a result of the impatience of others? Yes.

Now that’s slightly less time than it takes to get Venti and Diluc, for reference.

I can’t be the only person who likes to take stairs two at a time.

Joe didn’t win because of his platform or his policies. He won because he wasn’t Trump.  The centrists needed the progressives for this win and they will lose them on the next election cycle if we continue with these half measures.

Only if you gravel at his feet.

Just sell the Silent Hill, Castlevania and MGS IPs to Sony and then you can do whatever you want with your pachinko machines.

Rewatched the most recent trailer with this in mind and... yeah, she has to be based on Hachishakusama. Her design along with the recurring iconography of children in the trailer is just too much.

Horizon was like that for me when it launched.  I left it alone for years and finally came back to it a few months ago.  It clicked this last time and I really quite enjoyed the last 20 hours of game.

Woah, 1:09 into Rodeo de Chocobo makes me think you may be wrong.

“After all, a probably-photoshopped lizard cannot pull a milkshake duck or get bombarded with harassment. It’s about as uncontroversial as you can get.”

Every time Aegis Rim shows up on these lists, I smile. Hopefully more people will be reminded - or discover for the first time - that this game exists.  Splendid game.

“He’s written for Kotaku, IGN, & Verge. He was an artist at Sony Pictures & Technical Writer for LucasArts.”

Unable does not mean the same thing as unwilling.  Most unfortunate.

I’m saying this launch is like every console launch since the Playstation 2.  Demand outstrips supply and it’s not as though this should surprise anyone. This scenario isn’t unique at all.