the statue of liberty is an immigrant

More like a “member of the masturbating race.”

Aw man, I love when racist idiots whine about whites becoming a minority. Because the only reason someone would worry about that is if they know that minorities haven’t been afforded the same rights and opportunities as the majority group, or that minorities are disproportionately the targets of harassment,…

That ‘wonderful woman’ can go feck herself, the fuckless cunt!

I feel like I’m required to post this every time Taylor Dayne comes up, which is kinda surprisingly often in the past few weeks?

Stoneman Douglas will run 10 Code Red drills each school year, which teachers worry could trigger anxiety in their students.

I thought you were asking for help to come up with pet names!

See, this is why I stick with Dlisted. They just make fun of everybody instead of picking sides. (Unless you’re talking about Prince Hot Ginge, of course.)

“Numerous players, from different teams, wanted to show their “outrage” at something that most of them are unable to define.”

This whole Space Force thing is getting out of hand. Check out Donald, Kellyanne, and Jeff in their new uni’s...

Of course that too, but to tweet about it late at night seems odd to me. I think he is blowing up out of anxiety and trying to distract from something he knows is coming out soon.

Or he’s a white supremacist who thinks black people daring to criticize him are getting too uppity.

Makes you pine for the days when closeted GOP congressmen kept it in the airport bathrooms.

I’m sure the Russian operative who helped him write that speech thought it would be a good line that would resonate with the American people.

Maybe Donny was thinking about that time he got carded buying Sudafed, so that they could start making meth at Trump Tower.

I don’t know it’s the greatest con in American history. How a New York City silver spooner tricked the flyover WHITE salt of the earth to believe he was one of them and had their best interests in mind is the greatest scam ever pulled.

Did Putin show an ID when he bought Trump?

I’m willing to bet my life savings that Donald Trump has never ever set foot in a supermarket.