Standard operating procedure. If white, mental problems, emotional issues, off meds, etc. If non-white, terrorist.

I heard that shitshow reading session (it wasn’t a press conference, since the press didn’t get to ask anything again). If you have to be pushed, after 2 days, to criticize a Nazi, you’re a piece of shit.

Dedicated to all of the people with racist family members and/or friends who act like they are stuck in some sorta moral conundrum.

A lot of people, whether they really believed it or not, were saying during the election “Oh, he’s just playing this up for votes. He’s not REALLY like this and he’ll tone it down once he takes office.”

This stood out to me as reported by CNN on the white supremacist who killed in Charlottesville.

WHAT IS THIS STORY?! WHO IS THIS MAN?!

Don’t use my last name. But please do broadcast my smug, punchable face on national television!

Hey @ChloeGMoretz - let’s set up a date. The crush is mutual.

Roald Dahl sure was right about one thing:

Ahh Reply All. The “You left the mic on” of our generation.

I apologize for venting like a masagonistic faggot.

At this rate we’re gonna need an Onion headline like “Fox News Host Accused of Respecting Women”

Mr. Bolling recalls no such inappropriate communications, does not believe he sent any such communications

In response, Donald Trump posted this picture of him and Melinia sharing a tender moment while from their vacation in New Jersey.

Conqueror of fish, indeed.

As a guy, even I can confirm my inner vagina did just that.

Don’t forget hand-picking the President of the United States.

putin - contemplatin’ puttin’ poison poisson on a person’s poutine:

They’re going to have to come up with a name for the type of government that’s going on right now. It must contain the word “absurd” somewhere in it or it won’t be accurate.