Ahh Reply All. The “You left the mic on” of our generation.

I apologize for venting like a masagonistic faggot.

because conservatives tend to be higher in conscientiousness

Oh, there it is. Poor thing. Life is so hard. “Guys, why can’t I be an asshole at work?”

• This person just hits all the Conservative checkpoints.
  

At this rate we’re gonna need an Onion headline like “Fox News Host Accused of Respecting Women”

Mr. Bolling recalls no such inappropriate communications, does not believe he sent any such communications

In response, Donald Trump posted this picture of him and Melinia sharing a tender moment while from their vacation in New Jersey.

Conqueror of fish, indeed.

As a guy, even I can confirm my inner vagina did just that.

Don’t forget hand-picking the President of the United States.

putin - contemplatin’ puttin’ poison poisson on a person’s poutine:

The press is going to go with that and I cannot live with that.

They’re going to have to come up with a name for the type of government that’s going on right now. It must contain the word “absurd” somewhere in it or it won’t be accurate.

God, the history textbooks 60 years from now are going to be so weird.

Oh, so I post something about how I’m so racist I’d be willing to kill a baby and suddenly I’m the bad guy? Damn libruls ruining the country.

ALL IS WELL

Ha! Very true.