Hahaha. Weird Bug eyed albino dude loses hot young thing. *shrugs*

He forgot to call the other haulers cuz he was burnin’ a blunt...

Needs more cowbell.

How the hell is this an improvement over mirrors?

That front end is horrific. Did BMW poach some Toyota designers?

My name is Brad and she can climb in and wreck me anytime.

Cocaine and hookers are a fantastic combination. 

Is that the new Neon?

Bodge Wiper sounds like some Australian toilet paper brand.

Now who’s the racist? Why do you feel the need to fill space ripping apart someone whom you don’t agree with. Cuz she’s white, huh. Never see you rippin apart yo sistahs.

The west side is a dry, vog filled shithole.

Other than having to deal with Vog, There is and will be no impact in Kona. Kona is 100+ miles away from the current activity and even if there was an explosive steam based eruption at Kilauea’s summit, there would zero impact in Kona. Plus you have the huge protective 13,000 foot shield of Mauna Loa to block most of…

She looks like a skeleton in a Tim Burton movie.

Are you sure a McDonalds burger is made from beef?

Nigger lover, nigger lover nigger lover nigger lover nigger lover nigger lover nigger lover nigger lover nigger lover💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

If they wouldn’t be interested only in scumbag niggers there would be no issue.

My penis is wiggling.

I have an alleged 9 inch peni if anyone cares

Here he is shooting some web:

Come grab my peni in the dark, you’ll know which way you’re supposed to hold it. Please stroke gently in both directions.