He forgot to call the other haulers cuz he was burnin’ a blunt...

Needs more cowbell.

How the hell is this an improvement over mirrors?

That front end is horrific. Did BMW poach some Toyota designers?

My name is Brad and she can climb in and wreck me anytime.

Cocaine and hookers are a fantastic combination. 

Is that the new Neon?

Bodge Wiper sounds like some Australian toilet paper brand.

Now who’s the racist? Why do you feel the need to fill space ripping apart someone whom you don’t agree with. Cuz she’s white, huh. Never see you rippin apart yo sistahs.

Are you sure a McDonalds burger is made from beef?

Nigger lover, nigger lover nigger lover nigger lover nigger lover nigger lover nigger lover nigger lover nigger lover💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

If they wouldn’t be interested only in scumbag niggers there would be no issue.

Come grab my peni in the dark, you’ll know which way you’re supposed to hold it. Please stroke gently in both directions.

Next up is a 3 door CUV convertible named Enema

Why bother, next a big rock is going to fall from the sky and crush you. Just swallow a bottle of sleeping pills instead.

Maybe try some vanilla.

She likey the big black nicker penis.

When is that idiot family going to learn to stay away from the nickers. Nickers no damn good, man.

Blah blah boobies. Blah blah boobies. Blah blah boobies. Blah blah boobies bitches. Blah blah boobies. Blah blah boobies. Blah blah boobies. Blah blah boobies bitches. Blah blah boobies. Blah blah boobies. Blah blah boobies. Blah blah boobies bitches.

Yay, now the rich milf next door can buy a V12 so she can transport her pocket dog to her fancy, rich bitch stores.