I would like to stick my tongue deep into Ivanka’s vajayjay while I’m fondling her lovely titties.

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She survived the landing and met up and married DB Cooper many years later.

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There’s absolutely NO reason why some chunky cow should be wearing these out in public. Keep your fat ass and hippo thighs at home or, if in public, concealed with normal clothing. Why subject people to this freak show? Ever seen this while in a restaurant trying to enjoy a meal? Makes me want to puke...

My hard on for this has lasted 5000 sol’s as well

Does anyone want to take a look at my 9" shlong? Let me know. It’s amazing.

Goddamn that’s hideous. What a waste of a nice nice Ferrari.

Psssssssssssst. Hey, wanna touch my penis? #metoo

I’m volunteering to watch you and your girl anytime you like

Maybe she’d like to try my average wealth American penis for awhile. I’d bang the crap out of her

Passenger train travel in the US is a fucking joke. If any major airline crashed with the frequency of Amtrak, they would be out of business. Maybe time to upgrade the network and systems?

This asshole is NOT a victim here. The person didn’t die so he could have his retarded ‘come to Jesus’ moment. He’s not sorry, he’s sorry he got caught and for the dollars he’s lost. YouTube should do the right thing and ban this asshole permanently. Does anyone really think he’s learned from this and won’t do…

I don’t think nickers have enuf money to boost ticket sales

They have decided the hot girls will be replaced by hairy Italian men in banana hammocks.

Is anyone really shocked to hear this? Did you honestly think he wouldn’t cheat? You’d think with the amount of time he spends golfing he’d not suck.

Pssssssssssst. Wanna see my penis?