Set course to my anus, tickle my frenulum, Mr Sulu.

Meh. Fugly. Still only a Vette. Still made by GM. Still a piece of shit.

Haha! He likes little boys dicks

That ugly lesbian ho ought to consider herself lucky some man actually wanted to slide his weinie in that crust filled vagina

I like to touch myself in the tickly places

Circumcised or not? Which feels better

I made a big poop on my floor

Where’s the hookers?

I like nipples

Meh. It’s still a crappy, plastic intensive, over designed American made piece of shit

Frickin horesecockery. Who cares....

Yay! Run OJ, Run. Can’t stand that killer nigger douche bag

Fuq that little turd. Once a douche, always a douche. Waiting for the day TMZ reports he OD’d.

Meh. It’s still a piece of shit Jeep.

Maybe they’re just looking for some Opioids...

All the money for better quality control is being spent on rockets...

I dreamt I was jacking off, and when I woke up I discovered I was. It was great

All coach airline seats suck ass

Bobby Finger sounds like a great porn star name

Was he buying you a bag of weed? Is this a public service announcement?