Yeah, how dare a dad want his kid to have a normal life? How absurd!

Looks great! Where are all the trolls whining about Gal Gadot being too small or whatever for this?

Your loss, BvS was great. Even Suicide Squad’s first half was fantastic until it jumped off a cliff.

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

It’s not the popular opinion, but I loved Man of Steel, liked the theatrical BvS, liked the extended BvS even more, and am really looking forward to what’s in store. (Suicide Squad was mostly a failure, but I still liked some of it) This poster is gorgeous. I’m excited for Wonder Woman and Justice League, and Matt…

O.K., I get the hatred for all things BvS, even though I do not share said hatred. I do get it, even if I do not agree with it. But ye gods above, how can anyone look at Gal Gadot in that poster — let alone the footage that we have seen from the movie, or gods forbid, what we saw in the aforementioned BvS — and not…

I’m gonna take 2 seconds and remind anyone that voted for Trump that they’re a fucking idiot.

When the guy who uses “the dickens” in a sentence finds it necessary to use “bullshit” in the very next, things are truly messed up.

Simple explanation: Imagine you have a giant pile of cookies. Like, a million cookies. More cookies than you will ever be able to eat in your lifetime. Enough cookies to build a life-size replica of the Eiffel Tower built entirely out of cookies. You have, in case I am not making it clear, a shit-ton of cookies.

I’m sorry, what race is Domino actually? Her skin is chalk white and she has a black circle over one eye. What race is that exactly?

yep...the problem was definitely on the outside, mama june.

Saiyan

I look forward to the F&F movies eventually getting to the point where people are doing DBZ poses. Like, Vin Diesel builds up energy, scissor-kicks the ground, and then a Dodge Charger rises from the resultant fissure.

I thought this was a post for women? We dudes already know all about this.

I think they’re showing how it all falls apart without women??

The first time I saw that comic, I thought in my nearly 20 years of regularly working out/using the locker room I had never seen a guy blow dry his privates like that.

That is a disturbingly accurate cartoon.

First thing I came down here to say. Oatmeal described this perfectly.

Given that the show itself has a lot of problems, it would’ve still been pretty awkward to see a minority actor handle some of the material Jones does in this role.

no mention of old men balls...sad.