TFW you try to make a Ziggy joke and realize he actually has five fingers on each hand.

I don’t get it. I keep clicking the neighbor but I haven’t won a free iPad yet.

The Simpsons’ worst sports episode was totally the one with Tom Brady immediately after he won Super Bowl XXXIX. Even if I weren’t a temporarily impotent newly out Eagles fan that evening, I would have been pissed at the whole fucking thing.

Few people remember New England only won the Tuck Rule game after sneaking out of Foxboro Stadium and imploding it with the Raiders still inside.

I finally get why all those razor companies are mad.

Oil is harmful to condors, just like Jared Fogle is harmful to miners.

Still better than UTEP’s new mascot.

My condolences to Bill Simmons for being unable to remove his Boston sports dildo from his ass and dying of Toxic Shock Syndrome.

Tebow was born in the Philippines. If Chip doesn’t replace him with Roman Gabriel, he’s racist against Filipinos.

If the starting quarterback of an 0-14 team couldn’t save this team, nobody could.

RG III should leave FedEx Field before Chris Christie gets the barcode scanner.

Darren Rovell will buy that six-year old steak for $2.7 million.

If ever there was a post to hide pending replies, it’s this one.

Maybe Geno should take in a baseball game.

Although mostly they don’t talk about Dupree because he debuted when they already were in New Orleans.

The Celtics and Bruins have never won on August 15, but I don’t hear anyone talk about a curse.

Next week, “How Urkel Ruined Family Matters”

M-O-O-N that spells RAIDERS

I’ve learned my lesson; got unfollowed on Twitter before for posting similar test footage without context.